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SmokenFire

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SmokenFire

mongoose is the most Jamaican of all the goose
Mar 10 2019 12:31 PM
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    CDNmatt
    LMAO

    Mar 10 2019 12:49 PM
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    Mr. West
    schools don't teach the true history... that rikki-tikki-tavi was actually a black man.
    Mar 10 2019 01:57 PM
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    Grass Snake
    Mongeese are cool
    Mar 11 2019 12:09 PM
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SmokenFire

Today is national oreo day but I gave them up for lent...
Mar 06 2019 11:09 AM
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    Edmick
    Very noble of you, but jesus would want you to eat the oreos. He didn't actually turn water into wine either. That was mistranslated. It was milk. To dunk his oreos in..
    Mar 06 2019 11:23 AM
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    moruga welder
    oh edmick ! LMFAO !
    Mar 06 2019 09:22 PM
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    ako1974
    But did you give up *chocolate covered* oreos???

    Mar 07 2019 07:54 AM
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SmokenFire

Today is national public sleeping day, so naps in the park for all
Feb 28 2019 11:16 AM
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    stettoman
    Hell, I read national PUBIC sleeping day...Boy is my wife PISSED....
    Feb 28 2019 11:50 AM
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SmokenFire

Tomorrow is national pistachio day, and my thumbnails are already sore....
Feb 25 2019 08:00 PM
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SmokenFire

Today is national cherry pie day, which I don't really care about. Tomorrow is NATIONAL MARGARITA DAY though, so getcha triple sec mofos!
Feb 20 2019 07:20 PM
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    stettoman
    Shit! Day early....Did I lose points? See, there was this stray bottle of Hornitas in the pantry...You know how it goes. The Herradura wouldn't stand for it....
    Feb 21 2019 04:14 PM
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    SmokenFire
    cazadores my man stetto. smooth as a fender jazzmaster...

    Feb 21 2019 09:20 PM
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    stettoman
    Cuban takillya, Idunno...
    Feb 21 2019 09:51 PM
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SmokenFire

today is national drink wine and national crab stuffed flounder day. I have no flounder, but I think there's a can of crab meat in the pantry...
Feb 18 2019 10:14 AM
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    texas blues
    No flounder. But I've got some whiting for baja fish tacos.
    Feb 18 2019 03:48 PM
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    salsalady
    I'll take care of the drinking wine part!! Woot!Woot!
    Feb 18 2019 08:13 PM
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    ako1974
    Flounder:
    https://www.winknews.com/2017/06/17/stephen-furst-flounder-in-animal-house-dies-at-63/
    Feb 19 2019 11:39 AM
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SmokenFire

Today is national gum drop day. Plan accordingly
Feb 15 2019 10:57 AM
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    The Hot Pepper
    I dropped gum ages ago.
    Feb 15 2019 12:06 PM
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    wiriwiri
    Valentine's chocolates,follow by gumdrops,a dentist delight..say ahh
    Feb 15 2019 01:40 PM
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    Mr. West
    Goody goody
    Feb 16 2019 11:29 AM
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SmokenFire

I just remembered. I have the most TD crowns ever. Which is your fav?
Feb 14 2019 09:05 PM
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SmokenFire

rickrolling is the internet equivalent to a dad joke now. I can't wait to rickroll my kids!
Jan 22 2019 02:07 PM
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    texas blues
    It was a cold shower. And I was outta' soap. Which was in the cabinet under the sink. I was going to do a selfie of the whole thang. But what would be the point? I already did it.
    Jan 22 2019 09:41 PM
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    DaQatz
    Or you could try "The game" https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-game
    Jan 23 2019 06:26 AM
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    SpeakPolish
    You just lost the game.
    Jan 23 2019 08:20 AM
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SmokenFire

horrible non PI call in that Saints/Rams game.
Jan 20 2019 07:36 PM
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    MikeUSMC
    Yeah, that was absolutely ridiculous. N.O. was robbed of that win
    Jan 21 2019 07:29 AM
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    stettoman
    I don't care. I was a Vikings fan during the Kill the Quarterback season 9 years ago. Payton can suck my fatty...

    Jan 21 2019 12:18 PM
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    The Hot Pepper
    NO Superbowl for N.O. after NO call

    I should write headlines


    Jan 21 2019 04:56 PM