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texas blues

Member Since 25 Jan 2007
Offline Last Active Yesterday, 10:19 PM

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In Topic: The Last Great Pizza Thread

Yesterday, 07:11 PM

Dude.

 

That last pic.

 

Looks like you're boiling octopus.

 

In glass.

 

No matter.

 

Gimme that melty cheese now!

 

 

 

 


In Topic: Make your best taco.

Yesterday, 06:02 PM

Yeah but that horsey sauce...

 

She doesn't like it.

 

She always texts me the same thing.

 

Arby's regular cheddar roast beef on a sesame seed bun.

 

And a Dr. Pepper.

 

I do as I'm told and bring home the gold.

 

Because she is mrs. blues...

 

And makes all the money.


In Topic: Make your best taco.

Yesterday, 05:30 PM

I bet it tasted just like a McRib with cheese.

 

The irony is this...

 

mrs. blues thinks nothing of dropping $300 on dinner for two at Emerils in Las Vegas.

 

On two occasions there we ate like wealthy russian arms dealers.

 

Some dude named Putin might have been our waiter.

 

The aged ribeye I ate and the filet mrs. blues had...

 

Were both some of the best 'thangs we ever put into our mouths.

 

(mrs. blues being the best)

 

Anywhoo...

 

Our 2nd time there....

 

I eat ever 'thang on my plate.

 

Made a facial mud pack with the rest of the scalloped potatoes. 

 

Shotgunned the bearnaise.

 

And poured the rest of the mushroom sauce into my left pants pocket.

 

mrs. blues can't finish her steak and gets a doggy bag.

 

But its not for her.

 

The doggy bag is for me.

 

She won't eat leftovers.

 

Even $300 dollar leftovers.

 

And yet....

 

 

She is a whore for Arby's, Taco Bell, and KFC.


In Topic: Make your best taco.

Yesterday, 04:13 PM

But..... why do you have that "cheese" in your house? 

 

Because of The Queen of Nile.

 

My dear sweet wife.

 

mrs. blues.

 

'Lemme 'splain you Lucy something you can understand.

 

mrs. blues has a BA in business and an MA in accounting.

 

Thinks Cooking and f**king are two cities in China.

 

And won't touch any thang green unless it comes out of a can.

 

And now.....

 

We are here.


In Topic: Make your best taco.

Yesterday, 03:48 PM

the plastic scheeze holds it all together so when you pick it up it doesn't do this right ?
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:rofl:

 

I geddit

 

i don't dig it, but i get it 

i'd rather have no cheese 

than plastic scheeze 

 

 

 

 

:cheers:

 

 

Negative.

 

The plastic cheese was on their because of alcohol.

 

And I was hungry and lazy.

 

Just look at that sorry excuse for a pickled jalapeno on the made in fine china paper plate.

 

But looks can be deceiving.

 

I ate two more of those trailer trash tacos.

 

And 5 more pickled xalapas.

 

And I liked to be liking it.

 

Like a hobo finding an ass pocket of whiskey!