texas bluesMember Since 25 Jan 2007
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- Birthday December 27
Republic of Texas
Born of gypsy's. Talks to polar bears and paramecium. Loves party likker. Has been known to tickle a womernz' butt with a chicken feather. Sometimes using the whole chicken.
Favorite Hot Pepper
Favorite Hot Sauce
Huy Fong Sriracha
Favorite BBQ Food
Favorite BBQ Sauce
Best bbq needs no sauce.
Chili... Beans or No Beans?
Favorite Beverage with Fiery Food
Shot of tequila with a shot of tequila back.
I got 86'd at PJ's strip joint once.
Share a Recipe
Add more spice for teh spiceenesxt!
The Mexican word of the day is chicken. My wife plays the lottery so chicken win some money!
Me and Pablo only have one taco left, but it's ok, 'wheelchair' it!
Sep 06 2018 08:38 AM
When you go to work, your wife, chile me and all my friends. Did juicy the nudes I took of her? She blueberry hard on our peppers. She is very nice, budweiser face so ugly? I like how she is so into fitness thing in her mouth. When that light brown baby pops out of her, don't look for me. I'll tell you, "I never seen herbivore." I asked her if yours is bigger than mine. Cheesehead,...
Sep 08 2018 07:03 AM
Sep 08 2018 07:07 AM
Wednesday is July 4th. I haven't shaved in 3 days and don't feel like it for the next 3. Because. Freedom. God Bless America.
Jul 03 2018 12:21 PM
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Jul 08 2018 08:03 PM
mrs. blues decided to clean out the fridge today. She threw away tons of crap that she bought and I never eat. She also threw out 3 pounds of my duck fat. Divorce? You make the call!
Jan 25 2018 07:54 PM
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Jan 30 2018 10:41 PM
Today this guy asked me what I thought of mohammed. All I could think of was curlyhammed and larryjihad.
Kitchen sink had a little leak but barely even a leak. mrs. blues decided to destroy the kitchen. She went to install a new faucet. Not good enough. Now she's replacing the sink too! I'm hiding in my room and can only hear the swearing.
Dec 28 2017 02:00 AM
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Dec 28 2017 09:40 PM
When I die. I want to go where dogs go.
Dec 21 2017 07:57 PM
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