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texas blues

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texas blues

Kolache or Klobasneki?
Jan 13 2018 08:42 PM
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Kitchen sink had a little leak but barely even a leak. mrs. blues decided to destroy the kitchen. She went to install a new faucet. Not good enough. Now she's replacing the sink too! I'm hiding in my room and can only hear the swearing.
Dec 27 2017 06:58 PM
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    Burning Colon
    i replaced the faucet on my 40 year plus kitchen sink but after looking at the sink connection feel back on black electrical tape. can still see marcia and greg brady doing the nasty on my kitchen counter top!!!
    Dec 28 2017 02:00 AM
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    Scoville DeVille
    Best plumbers crack in all of Texas tho. I bet. LOL
    Dec 28 2017 12:17 PM
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    texas blues
    Yes it is!

    Dec 28 2017 09:40 PM
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mrs. blues has been watching Dexter reruns all morning. Merry Stabby Murder Christmas!
Dec 25 2017 01:22 PM
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Hello. My name is Samuel L. Jackson and I just hacked TB's account. Have a very merry motherf**king christmas motherf**ker!
Dec 24 2017 06:48 PM
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    Mr.CtChilihead
    And a Merry Motherf**cking Christmas right back at you my friend!
    Dec 24 2017 08:56 PM
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    tctenten
    Merry Christmas TB
    Dec 25 2017 10:44 AM
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texas blues

When I die. I want to go where dogs go.
Dec 21 2017 07:04 PM
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    Edmick
    I have 3 dogs. One is my hunting dog. I would hate to have his life. He does all the hard work so I don't have to. lol
    Dec 21 2017 07:57 PM
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    texas blues
    I have to admit. My dog is smarter than me. Except for that whole butt licking 'thang they have goin' on.
    Dec 21 2017 10:31 PM
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    Scoville DeVille
    All those Red Rockets...
    Dec 21 2017 11:59 PM
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In the dog house again. My wife was in the kitchen making a sandwich for lunch. "Can you make one for me too?" "I have a colonoscopy this afternoon." " Sorry honey but...I'm still gonna' need that sandwich!"
Dec 21 2017 02:58 PM
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texas blues

Two words. Plate lunch.
Dec 20 2017 02:49 PM
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    Hybrid Mode 01
    Better than a dog bowl!
    Dec 20 2017 08:14 PM
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    texas blues
    Mac salad, rice, katsu chicken and kalua pig manapua. MissyLou approved! Love the one you're with. Life is short.
    Dec 20 2017 09:29 PM
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I'm in the doghouse. My dear sweet wife came home and said her doctor told her she couldn't have sex for a month. I said "I'm sorry honey but uhm...what'd your dentist say?"
Dec 18 2017 03:21 PM
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geemetexas blues

Happy birthday, sugar! We miss seeing you in these parts!
Dec 27 2016 08:30 PM
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texas blues

Never lend a supposed friend or co worker money.
Sep 26 2015 06:52 PM
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    Jeff H
    Rhody is probably still ruing the day he lent money.
    Sep 26 2015 09:46 PM
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    randyp
    what geeme said.makes for an uncomfortable holiday get-together
    Sep 27 2015 09:50 AM
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    grantmichaels
    There is only giving money ...
    Sep 27 2015 10:24 AM