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texas blues

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Grilled cheese or quesadilla?
Mar 07 2019 06:10 PM
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    texas blues
    No its not the same. I'd eat a grilled cheese with pickles or plain with tomato soup. A quesadilla I'd eat with salsa and sour cream. Big difference. I love grilled cheese. But I'm all in on quesadilla.
    Mar 09 2019 07:19 PM
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    The Hot Pepper
    Tell that to GIP.
    Mar 09 2019 07:22 PM
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    Guatemalan Insanity Pepper
    https://i.imgur.com/ub887ta.gifv
    Mar 10 2019 08:58 AM
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Just got my new Firebox Gen 2 wood stove. I can't wait to use it.
Feb 16 2019 09:25 PM
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    The Hot Pepper
    What else? Grill ranch dressing.
    Feb 17 2019 08:57 PM
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    Hybrid Mode 01
    Wouldn't a wood air conditioner make more sense in Texasland?
    Feb 18 2019 07:27 AM
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    SmokenFire
    lmao you two

    Feb 18 2019 10:13 AM
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The Mexican word of the day is chicken. My wife plays the lottery so chicken win some money!
Aug 20 2018 04:47 PM
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    MikeUSMC
    "Wheelchair"

    Me and Pablo only have one taco left, but it's ok, 'wheelchair' it!
    Sep 06 2018 08:38 AM
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    Fred the Fed
    Oh, the caucasity of all these white people telling racist jokes. My Mexican words;

    When you go to work, your wife, chile me and all my friends. Did juicy the nudes I took of her? She blueberry hard on our peppers. She is very nice, budweiser face so ugly? I like how she is so into fitness thing in her mouth. When that light brown baby pops out of her, don't look for me. I'll tell you, "I never seen herbivore." I asked her if yours is bigger than mine. Cheesehead,...
    Sep 08 2018 07:03 AM
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    Fred the Fed
    "NO". Anyway, border patrol has caught up to me. Tell your wifi love her and I'll see her in three days.
    Sep 08 2018 07:07 AM
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Wednesday is July 4th. I haven't shaved in 3 days and don't feel like it for the next 3. Because. Freedom. God Bless America.
Jul 01 2018 04:53 PM
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    AJ Drew
    I shaved last in 1987. Was your beard born yet?
    Jul 03 2018 12:21 PM
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    Hafners
    Aj's got me beat, but I haven't shaved in 12 years, just the occasional trimming.
    Jul 08 2018 12:05 PM
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    Grass Snake
    I never actually shave, just use a face trimmer thing on the shortest setting.
    Jul 08 2018 08:03 PM
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Aloha from Hawaii!
May 10 2018 12:00 AM
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mrs. blues decided to clean out the fridge today. She threw away tons of crap that she bought and I never eat. She also threw out 3 pounds of my duck fat. Divorce? You make the call!
Jan 25 2018 05:42 PM
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    Scoville DeVille
    It sounds like you are more into "saving" duck fat than actually "cooking" with duck fat. At least that's what I hear Mrs. Scovie saying with that "look" on her face, you know the one.
    Jan 25 2018 07:54 PM
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    texas blues
    Negative. I cook with duck fat all the time. Secret ingredient. She doesn't even know its there. mrs blues probably thought it was 3 year old custard. She doesn't cook. Except for breakfast.
    Jan 25 2018 08:25 PM
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    Scoville DeVille
    3 yo custard? How would THAT ever happen? HAHAHA
    Jan 30 2018 10:41 PM
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Today this guy asked me what I thought of mohammed. All I could think of was curlyhammed and larryjihad.
Jan 22 2018 05:48 PM
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    HopsNBarley
    Bartholomew
    Jan 22 2018 10:12 PM
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    Hybrid Mode 01
    Yup. Smoking shemp.
    Jan 22 2018 11:03 PM
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    Voodoo 6
    Pies and bombs! Hell yes!!! Texas forever!! Cheers!
    Jan 23 2018 01:39 AM
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Kolache or Klobasneki?
Jan 13 2018 08:42 PM
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Kitchen sink had a little leak but barely even a leak. mrs. blues decided to destroy the kitchen. She went to install a new faucet. Not good enough. Now she's replacing the sink too! I'm hiding in my room and can only hear the swearing.
Dec 27 2017 06:58 PM
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    Burning Colon
    i replaced the faucet on my 40 year plus kitchen sink but after looking at the sink connection feel back on black electrical tape. can still see marcia and greg brady doing the nasty on my kitchen counter top!!!
    Dec 28 2017 02:00 AM
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    Scoville DeVille
    Best plumbers crack in all of Texas tho. I bet. LOL
    Dec 28 2017 12:17 PM
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    texas blues
    Yes it is!

    Dec 28 2017 09:40 PM
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mrs. blues has been watching Dexter reruns all morning. Merry Stabby Murder Christmas!
Dec 25 2017 01:22 PM