texas bluesMember Since 25 Jan 2007
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- Birthday December 27
Republic of Texas
Born of gypsy's. Talks to polar bears and paramecium. Loves party likker. Has been known to tickle a womernz' butt with a chicken feather. Sometimes using the whole chicken.
Favorite Hot Pepper
Favorite Hot Sauce
Huy Fong Sriracha
Favorite BBQ Food
Favorite BBQ Sauce
SoFlo Man Gravy
Chili... Beans or No Beans?
Favorite Beverage with Fiery Food
Shot of tequila with a shot of tequila back.
I got 86'd at PJ's strip joint once.
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mrs. blues decided to clean out the fridge today. She threw away tons of crap that she bought and I never eat. She also threw out 3 pounds of my duck fat. Divorce? You make the call!
Jan 25 2018 07:54 PM
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Jan 30 2018 10:41 PM
Today this guy asked me what I thought of mohammed. All I could think of was curlyhammed and larryjihad.
Kitchen sink had a little leak but barely even a leak. mrs. blues decided to destroy the kitchen. She went to install a new faucet. Not good enough. Now she's replacing the sink too! I'm hiding in my room and can only hear the swearing.
Dec 28 2017 02:00 AM
Dec 28 2017 12:17 PM
Dec 28 2017 09:40 PM
When I die. I want to go where dogs go.
Dec 21 2017 07:57 PM
Dec 21 2017 10:31 PM
Dec 21 2017 11:59 PM
In the dog house again. My wife was in the kitchen making a sandwich for lunch. "Can you make one for me too?" "I have a colonoscopy this afternoon." " Sorry honey but...I'm still gonna' need that sandwich!"
I'm in the doghouse. My dear sweet wife came home and said her doctor told her she couldn't have sex for a month. I said "I'm sorry honey but uhm...what'd your dentist say?"