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  • Dear TB, could you make me a wrap please?
    texas blues
    texas blues
    Lemme' splain you how mrs. blues tells it to me. "Talk to the hand or the finger. Your choice Buckwheat".
    JayT
    JayT
    Well that's not very nice. I happen to like your wraps.
    texas blues
    texas blues
    Stinkin' wraps. I have two words for YOU! Cajones!
    I think for this weekend I will call Scovie Pork Chop.
    Scovie
    Scovie
    What's your preference Jay Oven Tbone...?
    texas blues
    texas blues
    mrs. blues will now be known as Chesty LaRoux or Hoogity McBoobity.
    JayT
    JayT
    I like Chesty LaRoux. Oh and Scovie that is Oven Porterhouse thank you.
    This just in... Pure Evil (5 drops) Prairie Fires are a little out of hand.
    frydad4
    frydad4
    I didn't throw up from the heat, sorry sl. I threw up because of the half gallon of whole milk I chugged in 5 minutes to extinguish the heat. No lie. Half gallon. Whole.
    salsalady
    salsalady
    AH! OK- I can't keeptrack of all the hurl-vids...
    JayT
    JayT
    Svovie, I just used the PE and the tequila for the Prairie Fire.
    I don't always wear a thumb ring, but when I do, it is The TB's
    JayT
    JayT
    Booma won't give his up so easily.
    DAMMIT!!!!! Nicely played mwm.
    JayT
    JayT
    now unlock it before we have to riot.
    Phil
    Phil
    yeah. don't be dickish!
    I had to buy a new lawnmower yesterday. THis after I spent $50 trying to fix the one I had. Dammit. I am happy to have a new one though.
    JayT
    JayT
    mine has an auto choke. Its a self propelled, mulching, big rear wheel model. 3 horse I think. I gotta say after just using it for the first time. It will work. Now I just gotta go get a thumb ring. I didn't know you needed one to mow.
    Prehensile
    Prehensile
    Got a Scag Z-Trac 18 horse Briggs 48" deck, its 22 years old very few problems over the years takes an hour and change to cut the yard. It actually takes longer to weed eat.
    Phil
    Phil
    Mine's a push mower.... not self-propelled walk-behind type. They wanted over $500 for those at my local store. No way!
    Today, I will be awesome. Tonight, SPECTACULAR!
    Chile Juju
    Chile Juju
    Oh yea-yah...it got saved alright! BOOM!
    Scovie
    Scovie
    When does this SPECTACULAR shit start?
    JayT
    JayT
    Umm... well... Heather sprung it on me last night that she had to work this morning and that I had to get up at 5 with the baby and get Mason up and ready for church.
    I have invented a new Hot Dog App for Iphones. It allows you to microwave a hot dog with your phone.
    Scovie
    Scovie
    So there's an app for iPad too?
    Burning Colon
    Burning Colon
    i just have fried brains...... but i hear it goes good with dogs!
    Has anyone seen my liver? I think it snuck out in the middle of the night two days ago... I knew it was pissed, but damn!
    JayT
    JayT
    Well, he came home. Looks like he was ran over by a semi. Now he must be punished for leaving me...
    sicman
    sicman
    yup! punishment is needed maybe some wine,and a couple crushs
    Scovie
    Scovie
    Don't get reported for sapnkin' your liver.
    My thermometer says it is 74F outside. Time to fire up the smoker...
    Phil
    Phil
    awesome.... steaks here tonight!
    Joshuap2000
    Joshuap2000
    My thermostat says its 74 inside. And i cooked some kaboobs on my grill today as it was 81f
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