A man went to the hospital to have his wedding
ring cut off from his penis.
According to the Nurse, the patient's
girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket
and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum
jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was
asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're
married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding
ring got on yo [...]
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A man went to the hospital to have his wedding
ring cut off from his penis.
According to the Nurse, the patient's
girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket
and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum
jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was
asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're
married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding
ring got on your penis.
OR
3) Finding out your penis fits through your
wedding ring.