Why r u so cranky with me??
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LOL poor Poopy.
He knows now! Poor cabin boy.
Hahaha. It was a gay cruise.
That Polish girl was moyboy.
Whilst I was working on a cruise ship, I met a young Polish girl who had no money and wanted to live in America. I met her in Southampton port where we agreed that if I smuggled her on board and got her a meal, she'd let me fuck her at the end of every day.
This carried on for a week or so, I gave her meals and a place to sleep and she let me fuck her at the end of every day. At the end of the first week, the captain of the ship was doing his rounds. The captain finds the young girl and asks, "What are you doing hidden in here?". The young girl explains her situation and how she has agreed with a sailor that she lets the sailor fuck her at the end of every day in return for a meal and a place to sleep.
The captain then replies, "Well young girl, you certainly have been fucked, this is the Isle of Wight ferry."
LOL!
Nooo, nooo, nooo
It was perfect. It was a nice black colour, 9 inches long and it was shaped like a piece of art. The surface of it looks so smooth. It is safe to say I was proud to call it my own. I decided to show my girlfriend and recieved the most unpleasant response..."that's disgusting". So with a tear I said goodbye, and flushed.
At least they've found the source of the Haiti earthquake...
a group of American tourists doing an aerobic class
You know - where Elton would...
You have to many saved PMs, my message was refused.
Freddy Mercury? Help yourself...
You inbox is full!
LOL. You said it on her page
You said you'd post shots of your lady
Post the shots!
Smooches.
Me too!
I Love u my gorgeous Man!
Hehe
I had to entertain the police, for some reason they thought that i had a body stowed at my place ( btw i know thT THEY R MONITORING this and i would like to tell them that I HATE THEM AND I WISH THEY WOULD DIE, what efvr
hmmm i thought u were going to bed?? why dont u answer my simple question hey?????????? -
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