Kitchen sink had a little leak but barely even a leak. mrs. blues decided to destroy the kitchen. She went to install a new faucet. Not good enough. Now she's replacing the sink too! I'm hiding in my room and can only hear the swearing.
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mrs. blues has been watching Dexter reruns all morning. Merry Stabby Murder Christmas!
Hello. My name is Samuel L. Jackson and I just hacked TB's account. Have a very merry motherf**king christmas motherf**ker!
When I die. I want to go where dogs go.
In the dog house again. My wife was in the kitchen making a sandwich for lunch. "Can you make one for me too?" "I have a colonoscopy this afternoon." " Sorry honey but...I'm still gonna' need that sandwich!"
Two words. Plate lunch.
I'm in the doghouse. My dear sweet wife came home and said her doctor told her she couldn't have sex for a month. I said "I'm sorry honey but uhm...what'd your dentist say?"
Happy birthday, sugar! We miss seeing you in these parts!
Never lend a supposed friend or co worker money.
.45 acp... Because shooting twice is just silly.
Went to the hippy store down in Plano. AKA Whole Foods AKA Whole Paycheck. I rolled with a 4 pound pork belly. Have mercy!
Jay posted a sammich with 'turkey ham". Are you kiddin' me? For real? If you're feedin' that sheeit to me I'll be dead in 2 days. I'd rather steal dog food from missylou's bowl.
At the MIL's in Tonasket, WA. If'n I didn't have to leave tomorrow I'd pop on down to Twisp and see those hooligans in the Methow.
You know in all this excitement I can't remember setting the amp volume to 2 or 10. But being how this is a Marshall '79 JMP 50 watt and would blow your head clean off...you just have to ask yourself one question. "Do I feel lucky?" Well do ya'? PUNK!!!
Lightnin' storm. Hot tub. I don't care.
You know what's better than drugs? Drugs that taste and smell like BACON!
fajita's! Jump back and kiss yo' 'sef one time!
Damn. I just woke up to 10 Denton Co. LEO's arresting a suspect in my back yard that alleged suspect had tossed a gun. I was dead asleep when missylou woke me up.
Back after only 24 hours in Austin with my dear sweet ma, mrs. blues, and daughter. Wish I had 2 weeks. Daughter wanted to hit Franklin bbq or Black's in Lockhart. No time to wait standing in line for 2 1/2 hours. A dang shame. Next time.
my face smells like sex. -
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