texas blues

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  texas blues

• Sep 1, 2014

At the zoo the other day I saw some chimpanzees making little balls with their poo and putting them in a pile by visitor viewing area. Then I saw some a whole bunch of 2nd graders close by. "Hey kids! Check out these cool monkeys!" They all raced over as I crept away and headed to the concession stand for a drink. About one minute later the screaming began.....

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  texas blues

• Aug 28, 2014

Damn you to hell a/c compressor!!

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  texas blues

• Aug 24, 2014

What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

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  texas blues

• Aug 10, 2014

I want some mac n cheese with sundried toms and baby bella's.

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  texas blues

• Aug 8, 2014

Apparently THP has a "love" problem that only some loser from India can fix.

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  texas blues

• Jul 21, 2014

mrs. blues is in CA on bidness' this week. She sent me a text from INO. WHORE!

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  texas blues

• Jul 17, 2014

Vaya con Dios Johnny Winter.

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  texas blues

• Jul 8, 2014

God Bless Israel.

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  texas blues

• Jul 6, 2014

2 words. SoFlo. Mangravy.

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  texas blues

• Jul 1, 2014

mrs. blues is in Manhattan this week on 'bidness, She just sent me a text from the joint she and her crony girlfriends are eating lunch. Shake Shack. Bitch!

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  texas blues

• Jun 24, 2014

Broke nail. Made cheladas. Feel better.

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  texas blues

• Jun 16, 2014

Fresh mahi tacos tonight y'all. BOOM!

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  texas blues

• Jun 14, 2014

Holy sheeit!!! A B-25 just flew over my house!!!

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  texas blues

• Jun 9, 2014

1/2 pound of ground bison. Burgers or tacos?

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  texas blues

• Jun 3, 2014

A fly landed on missylou's ear. She twitched her ear and flicked it off and then rose up and snatched out of the air and ate it. MY DOG KNOWS KUNG FU!!!

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  texas blues

• May 26, 2014

Eat a taco while holding it over a tortilla. When stuff falls out BOOM! Another taco!!!

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  texas blues

• May 24, 2014

I got a jones for a big honkin' shrimp burrito with guac, cabbage, black beans, cilantro, queso fresco, lime, jalapeno's and sour cream.

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  texas blues

• May 20, 2014

I'm getting old and senile. Lazy too. So I bought a MIU mandoline slicer. Because a knife just feels like work sometimes.

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  texas blues

• May 13, 2014

On this day in 1996 Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died at age 82. The most traumatic time for the family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

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  texas blues

• May 9, 2014

Pescatarian thread ain't workin'. I'm thinkin' a seafood taco thread to replace it as thats what I eat mostly and might get more contributors. Si o No?