TIL I'm bald. The wife had been too subtle in her hinting and nobody mentioned it to me otherwise. I knew my hair had been thinning for years but had no idea it was so bad, showing so much. :/ Ah well.. I used to have beautiful hair.
My local post office is the biggest, deepest nest of morons this side of the Orion nebula. Sniveling, worthless, knuckle-dragging troglodyte bastards they are.