What say we dip you in it and see if you come up kicking like Chuck Norris.
Say, do you suppose it would mutate you and you'd have to go to wearing spandex and saving damsels in distress and all?
It's way more attractive than goatse, too.
However, I was joking around about the high quality of your plants, unaware that you were bloviating on politics. Shall I demand equal time, then?
Shipping costs are the deal breaker every time I look. I'm hoping to maybe coax the guy at the new hydro store to order some, but right now he's sticking with the Fox Farm stuff.
No, no, a tomato pie, not a pizza pie.
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/tomato-pie-recipe/index.html
Although I use sour cream rather than mayo.