Ok I have just looked at the Pie Throwdown for the first time, am I really gonna be up against a very young girl with braided hair and flour on her face????
If that is the case then I am screwed.
I lived in England for 10 years and Stella was called "Wife Beater". "Two pints of Wife beater thanks Guv", was the first order I took when I got a bar job in the Lakes District.