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Blister said:
So while she's suffering, her dad comes along and licks the rest off her finger! Poor SOB didn't even see it coming.

Sorry, but I just can't leave this without a comment.

Her dad just comes along and licks her finger?

Keeping on the subject, I was at a family reunion with my parent a few weeks ago and we stopped at a pizza place on the way home. They had Sriracha sauce. I never had that before because I live in the Swedish version of rural Canada... I eat about a teaspoon of it before we get out pizzas and say "That's nice, and fairly hot". After that I kind of dip the piece of pizza in the Sriracha before every bite. Nothing special, it just adds to the taste of the italian-style pizza. Before I can stop her my mother takes about half a teaspoon of it and eat it! She is the kind of person that things that three drops of tabasco in a plate of pasta is hot.

She learned some things:
  1. It was a good thing that she didn't wear makeup that day
  2. Eating butter do help
  3. Drinking Diet Coke does not
  4. Listening to her chilehead of a son when he say that something is "fairly hot" is smart
 
Sriracha sauce is good. I haven't had it on pizza yet mainly because I so rarely have pizza. I will have to try it though.

And yes, her DAD just came along and licked the hot sauce off her finger. It kind weirded me out too, but they are American ;).
 
I guess I can see that. (incestuous finger licking that is)

I wouldn't lick my 7 year old's finger because she constantly picks up bugs and shit.

When she is 17 I can't see doing it then either, but I guess it's not too wierd.
 
I tried Tobaso one time just a few years ago. Added just a couple drops to some dip I make and it not only is not hot at all but taste like SH*T. I refuse to ever put that crap on any food again and refuse to let others do the same. I will at least recommend some Chahula or something before that garbage.
 
cheezydemon said:
I guess I can see that. (incestuous finger licking that is)

I wouldn't lick my 7 year old's finger because she constantly picks up bugs and shit.

When she is 17 I can't see doing it then either, but I guess it's not too wierd.

yea but thats cuz you're from kentucky ;):P



crazy8 said:
I tried Tobaso one time just a few years ago. Added just a couple drops to some dip I make and it not only is not hot at all but taste like SH*T. I refuse to ever put that crap on any food again and refuse to let others do the same. I will at least recommend some Chahula or something before that garbage.

tabasco chipotle & hab sauces are good, way better than their original sauce.



azkitch - Daves Insanity original sauce is nasty! theres alot of better sauces out there.
 
chilehunter said:
yea but thats cuz you're from kentucky ;):P


WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! THAt took it too fa... ahahahahahahahah! Seriously though, that was way over the li... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Awe who am I kidding, I can't say that with a straight face...

Sorry cheezydemon I tried to have your back :P
 
Licking a sauce off of your kids finger is OK. Sucking a sauce off of your kids finger isn't. You guys leaning on the incestuous pole don't have daughters do you?
 
If you're willing to lick a leftover condiment off someone else's dirty-ass finger, it shouldn't matter if it's your daughter or son or whatever. Actually, If you're going to lick someone else's dirty-ass finger, you are probably better off keeping it in the family.
People are gross. At least you can hope your own children have the same value in hand cleaning as you do. Not as much can be said for a stranger.

I say don't lick anyone's fingers, even your own.
 
well to be an asshole i game my cousin a prarie fire (tequila and hotsauce) except instead of tobasco i put about 3-5 drops of "spontaneous combustion" its an extract sauce. needless to say he was spitting and cursing at me for about 10 minutes. i personally enjoy prairie fires. on the slim chance that i actually do drink (very rare and usually very little) i order a prairie fire doble half tobasco and half tequila.
 
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