Blister said:So while she's suffering, her dad comes along and licks the rest off her finger! Poor SOB didn't even see it coming.
Sorry, but I just can't leave this without a comment.
Her dad just comes along and licks her finger?
Keeping on the subject, I was at a family reunion with my parent a few weeks ago and we stopped at a pizza place on the way home. They had Sriracha sauce. I never had that before because I live in the Swedish version of rural Canada... I eat about a teaspoon of it before we get out pizzas and say "That's nice, and fairly hot". After that I kind of dip the piece of pizza in the Sriracha before every bite. Nothing special, it just adds to the taste of the italian-style pizza. Before I can stop her my mother takes about half a teaspoon of it and eat it! She is the kind of person that things that three drops of tabasco in a plate of pasta is hot.
She learned some things:
- It was a good thing that she didn't wear makeup that day
- Eating butter do help
- Drinking Diet Coke does not
- Listening to her chilehead of a son when he say that something is "fairly hot" is smart