guy 1 orders a pizza from my 2 for 1 pizza and says make it hot as you can so I give him a half bottle of daves ultimate insanity mixed in with his sauce .
guy calls back and says his buddy and himself are seeking a way to stop the fire or should they go to the hospital!!
I say eat some ice cream and all is well.
guy 2 is my buddy stops in and says that burger king has an angry bla bla bla
I buy 2 and smother with wanza's wicked temtation from cajohn and rewrap
he is still in pain after 4 hours .... he he he
girl 3 is at the sports bar beside my pizza place asking for hotsauce to give her boyfriend on his bday drink/shooter
I hand over a spot of black mamba and she says thats all I get and lickes it off the spoon!!!
she is now a complete mess and understands in a big way that tabasco is not the hottest sauce there is!!
guy 4 the boyfriend!!
he says there is no way that it can be that hot....
a full teaspoon of mamba is given to him and he being a moron and drunk eats it all .
he puked and cried like a little girl!!
best part was that after he dumped 50 bucks worth of alcahol in the pooper he was still burning .
I can do all of the above and feel the heat like the best of them but I am amazed that people still to this day think tabasco is the hottest out there.
guy calls back and says his buddy and himself are seeking a way to stop the fire or should they go to the hospital!!
I say eat some ice cream and all is well.
guy 2 is my buddy stops in and says that burger king has an angry bla bla bla
I buy 2 and smother with wanza's wicked temtation from cajohn and rewrap
he is still in pain after 4 hours .... he he he
girl 3 is at the sports bar beside my pizza place asking for hotsauce to give her boyfriend on his bday drink/shooter
I hand over a spot of black mamba and she says thats all I get and lickes it off the spoon!!!
she is now a complete mess and understands in a big way that tabasco is not the hottest sauce there is!!
guy 4 the boyfriend!!
he says there is no way that it can be that hot....
a full teaspoon of mamba is given to him and he being a moron and drunk eats it all .
he puked and cried like a little girl!!
best part was that after he dumped 50 bucks worth of alcahol in the pooper he was still burning .
I can do all of the above and feel the heat like the best of them but I am amazed that people still to this day think tabasco is the hottest out there.