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Alien implant?

AJ Drew

AJ Drew

An odd twist of events today.  On way to wound clinic, fell on face.  Still went to wound clinic.  Doctor thought foot was broken, sent me to ER.  X rays show a metal object in the middle of my foot.  Until they cut it out, I am going with Alien implant used to spy on my ass gardening methods.

Seriously, what exactly do you say when a doctor asks you if you knew you had a foreign object inside your foot?
 
I think it is some kind of device that Homeland Security planted.
You are probably on the watched list for growing Weapons grade super hots. LOL
 
Probably has a GPS thing connected to Satalite imaging etc.
They know what plants you get more pods from and where ALL your plants are at-each one...
 
Or it's,more probably a Hospitals scanner to keep track of your Bank Account etc. so Obammer Care can keep your medical bills high enough so you can semi pay them,they'd hate to not charge you enough....gotta be a balance,like loan sharks,they need to keep you in debt but still able to collect payments...
 
Show xrays of it.  I am a radiographer and do CTs and diagnostic Xrays.  I may be able to identify it for you. You see a lot of odd stuff in people that they have no clue what it is lol.
 
They must think your a pot farmer and now they are spying on you.  Just wait until they find out your're a chili farmer.  ;)
 
Hybrid, pain pills mainly just do the "I love you man" thing.  The not feeling is from nerve damage but ye.  Doctor was like it happens a lot to people with that much nerve damage.  It is under one of the surgery sites but it is not bent like the needles they use for stitches.  I guess I will find out when they take it out.  BTW: I love you man.

Twiasp, any idea how large digital x ray files are?  Have appointment with general surgeon on Monday, will bring flash drive and see if they will copy for me.  But don't give it away cause thinking I should have a contest: Guess what's in A.J.'s foot.

t0mato said:
They must think your a pot farmer and now they are spying on you.  Just wait until they find out your're a chili farmer.  ;)
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DEA / UFO collaborators!  I hope they bring back Elvis.

Seriously: Thanks for playing along.  I'd never met ER doctor, took off sock, he asked what happened to your toe?  I swear, I almost answered: Oh shit where'd my toe go?  I do sometimes worry folk don't get how useful comedy is to deal with the stuff life throws at us.

Pain Pills say: My wife ran off with the dog.  I miss him.
 
t0mato said:
They must think your a pot farmer and now they are spying on you.  Just wait until they find out your're a chili farmer.  ;)
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that actually happened in my city except it was hydroponic tomatos and the big bad growers were retired CIA grandparents showing their grandkids how to grow produce. cops lied and said they found weed in their trash, and it ended up being tea leaves. judge signed off on a warrant based on lies, and the family had AR15s pulled on them after their door was kicked in.
 
Ghost, either I followed this story when it was unfolding.  I think to get the warrant they told the judge they found a large amount of hashish like substance in the trash.  It was spent loose leaf tea from a tea ball.  Makes perfect sense, people are all the time buying large amounts of hashish and then throwing it in the garbage.

So many states going legal, these things will be history soon.  Good thing cause too many people getting hurt.
 
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