I'm going to guess the "TS" stands for Tourette Syndrome. When I eat something truly nuclear, the effects often mimic Tourette's and/or coprolalia so closely that it would be nice to have an excuse. "It's not my fault (Expletive deleted)! This lunatic up in (expletive deleted) Delaware crossed a (expletive deleted) nuclear pepper with Tourette Syndrome, and (three-minute stream of expletives deleted) me if I don't Tourette's now."
Oh, (expletive deleted)! Probably stands for Trinidad Scorpion.
So much for a (expletive deleted) excuse.