ASK THE NEXT PERSON ANYTHING ! GAME !

[Sickmont]

Back. To 'correct' some people before the shit hits the fan.



How much TV do you watch?

 

[SumOfMyBits]

I wish I could play little league now...

If two wrongs don't make a right, then what does?

 

[Sickmont]

3 lefts make a right, and 2 Wrights make an airplane.....


If i ask you for sex, will you give me the same answer as the answer to this question?

 

[imaguitargod]

Yes. Sorry Sickmont.

Who would win in a fight. The Canadian Army or the Salvation Army?

 

[boutros]

The Canadians. Incessant bell ringing has decidedly few tactical advantages.

Read anything good on the john lately?

 

[Captain Murphy]

No.

Eminem or ICP?

 

[boutros]

Eminem I suppose.

Did you see that footage of the Ali G guy @ the MTV thing droppin his gooch in on Eminem's face?

 

[imaguitargod]

Ya, it's moronic what passes for "humor" these days.

We're all doomed, arn't we.

 

[Sickmont]

Yes.

Would you say that the fact humanity is slowly breeding out intelligence is the cause of it?

 

[imaguitargod]

Partially. IT actually looks like we are splitting off into two seperate species (studies are predicting this), the smart and the dumb.

Khhhhaaaannn!!! or I'll be back.

 

[boutros]

Khaaannn!!! was a bit more dramatic.

Sci-Fi- dumb or stupid?

 

[imaguitargod]

Neither. It's amazing and has paved the way for many scientific advancements over the year.


What do you mean you've never watched "How William Shatner Changed The World"?

 

[SumOfMyBits]

I've watched Priceline Negotiator and that was enough.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

 

[imaguitargod]

No...I have no sense of smell so...uhh...wow....I...hghgsjhs

: collapses and can't ask a question :

 

[Sickmont]

I've watched Priceline Negotiator and that was enough.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Yes, why do you assssssskkkkkkkkkkkuuuuuuhhhhhh...........



*regains conciousness hours later with underwear on my head and rainbow sprinkles on my butt*


What did you knock me out for anyways? And why does my butt hurt?

 

[Tigahb8]

Yes, why do you assssssskkkkkkkkkkkuuuuuuhhhhhh...........



*regains conciousness hours later with underwear on my head and rainbow sprinkles on my butt*


What did you knock me out for anyways? And why does my butt hurt?

Thats 2 questions! So I'll answer the first;

So I could steal your peppers.

Why wasn't there more habs?

 

[SumOfMyBits]

Damn, got to the question first. I was going to say: I didn't knock you out. You knocked yourself out. And as for the rainbow sprinkles and your ass hurting... sounds like you're allergic to yellow #5. More habs? Sickmont likes sweet peppers.

Got milk?

 

[Nova]

No but come over here i need some.


Why is a Naga called a Naga and not "Iburnyafaceoffbitches'?

 

[SumOfMyBits]

I heard Naga means that in Swahili.

Is a zebra more black or white?

 

[Nova]

I always thought that they were black with white stripes.

If you crossed a frog with a platipus what would you end up with?