ASK THE NEXT PERSON ANYTHING ! GAME !

[tflower7]

I have some patterns, but sadly no....

What is the best starting hand in the poker game called Omaha???

 

[gasificada]

Omaha sucks!

Have you ever played it?

 

[geeme]

Last thing I knew, Omaha was a state out west somewhere...... I guess that means no!

Are there poker games called Nebraska and Wyoming, too?

 

[tflower7]

Depends on how drunk the players are.

Do I want to chase this rotgut vodka with water or mountain dew?

 

[Mandorin]

Water.

Is that a turkey gobble I hear outside?

 

[Crusher]

NO. Thats my wife, she just tried a bhut!

What's the best pepper to put in a beer?

 

[tflower7]

the first one you get to.....

Anybody know anything about Visual Basic????

 

[geeme]

Yes. But not as much as I know about Java.

What'cha got?

 

[tflower7]

Not much...PM forth coming....

Why have I developed such an affinity for cheap vodka???

 

[Scovie]

The answer is IN the question, glaring at you!


Did you mow the lawn today?

 

[tflower7]

No, that is my brother's job to mow the lawn....

Why is gas $3.40 a gallon here??

 

[Scovie]

Because $4.19 here!


Dancing with the stars OR Survivor?

 

[tflower7]

The biggest loser..

Is that sad or not???

 

[rooze]

Very sad but understandable.

EPL or La Liga?

 

[geeme]

That's a hard decision to make...

Why not both?

 

[tflower7]

They both make me want to put on a shirt 2 sizes too small and set fire to Fiats, dumpsters, and police cars.

Billiards or Snooker??

 

[geeme]

Yes.

What time is it?

 

[tflower7]

Hammer Time!!

I found a dead deer while cutting grass today. That ever happened to you?

 

[Crusher]

I found one while I was smoking "grass" but it seemed to disappear.

Has that ever happened to you?

 

[tflower7]

I am not a "grass" smoker, but I have seen a lot of pink elephants under the influence of alcohol.

Which TV show will be cancelled first: Pan Am or The Playboy Club?