Awkward Moments

[ThrowHeat]

That awkward moment when you realized you just used Icy Hot as deodorant.

 

[Darthpepper]

That awkward moment when you can't think of anything to post, because awkward has become commonplace in your life.

 

[Phearis]

That awkward moment when you realize you watch way too much BBC America; when you're talking to a company in England and you unconsciously switch to a British accent.

(This actually happened to me about a month ago.)

 

[salsalady]

That awkward moment when you realize how many of these posted awkward moments have happened to you.

 

[Justaguy]

That awkward moment when you realize you were the second person, not the first and only, to cap bomb a friend's food.....and he is about to take a bite.

 

[Lucky Dog Hot Sauce]

You sir, are a bad bad man.

 

[Masala Mojo]

People going up to 100th floor in a non stop elevator and someone farts with stink going around for a long time is a real awkward moment.

 

[Justaguy]

That awkward moment when you realize it was a donation bucket not an ashtray.

 

[Darthpepper]

That awkward moment when you realize it was a donation bucket not an ashtray.

I thought it was a urinal.

 

[Masala Mojo]

when you sneeze and the whole lint comes out all around.

 

[standbyandfire]

[sup]That awkward moment when when Santa has the same wrapping paper as your mom.[/sup]

 

[Darthpepper]

That awkward moment when you realize you're sitting, waiting, but you're all alone.

 

[Masala Mojo]

When you propose to your long time girlfriend in a party and she turns you down

 

[Darthpepper]

[sup]That awkward moment when when Santa has the same wrapping paper as your mom.[/sup]

Almost ran into that, but we always make sure we have enough extra wrap. Each kid has 1 wrap from Santa, and 1 from mom and dad.

 

[ThrowHeat]

That awkward moment when you're standing at the wall urinal in a Barnes & Noble bathroom, and you realized there was more to your fart than just gas.

 

[standbyandfire]

Can't wait til i'm old and i can play the 'fall asleep' card in awkward situations.

 

[Justaguy]

That awkward moment when you meet a friend's wife and realize your friend is married to the woman you have hit on several times in the past.

 

[standbyandfire]

The awkward moment when you trip, over nothing.

 

[FireInTheHole]

The awkward moment when you trip, over nothing.

Ha! For whatever reason, I always joke that it was a sniper. Trip for no reason, sniper shot my foot. Stupid I know.

 

[standbyandfire]

That awkward moment when you ask a midget what they want to be when they grow up.