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Bear....why are you passed out on the floor of CostCo!

3/5King

3/5King

That guy.....

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Yea we were up boozin last night, he wanted to get dropped of there for some reason with some beer and a spliff so I left him. Glad all is ok with him. Would have been wondering. He just couldn't hang man. What a lightweight! Tell him to give me a jingle later.
 
Someone told him to head to Costco in case of a hurricane. He met up with some fluzzy albino Bear That Girl and she took advantage of him. You can see her stepping on his head to get to a safer spot. He would have been much better off staying at FD's and attacking Fitty's wife's breasteses. Turned out the whole thing was a big rain event. Bear That Guy.... Wuss.
 
JayT said:
Someone told him to head to Costco in case of a hurricane. He met up with some fluzzy albino Bear That Girl and she took advantage of him. You can see her stepping on his head to get to a safer spot. He would have been much better off staying at FD's and attacking Fitty's wife's breasteses. Turned out the whole thing was a big rain event. Bear That Guy.... Wuss.
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:rofl: hahahhahahahahhahahaaaa :clap:
 
Don't let this account make you rest easy around Bear, That Guy. He WILL eat your face. He also likes pizza flavored combos and moms.
 
Yup!

As soon as Bear heard there was a storm heading towards Miami, he headed to Costco... his storm shelter... which has the highest mom and face ratio to Bear than any other place. Hey, he was in survival mode.
 
Pepper spray is ineffective on Bear. That guy.

Lead spray is a different story.

SoFlo PD however has been a big fat FAIL in producing evidence against him.

He has numerous hideouts not only in SoFlo but also CenFlo, Sarasota, and up in GA around 5-OH's digs.

He's more elusive than Bigfoot.

He does like to piss in the crook of avocado trees and in bushes around swimming pools.
 
Pshaw! Bear's not that elusive! Just keep an eye on Bear That Girl, who obviously knows how to get the upper paw, and Bear That Guy won't be far behind.
 
He is the most interesting BEAR in the world. He doesn't always drink beer but when he does, Bear prefers Busch Light.
 
JayT said:
I am afraid you may be misinformed. Bear That Guy will drink anything, but he is often seen passed out in Sum's tub with a twelver of Busch Light.
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And usually with dried SoFlo man-gravy stuck to his fur.

But don't call him a Monica Lewinsky.

He hates that.
 
He also hates potato guns, lightning, hurricanes, fire sirens, cornbread muffins, the color yellow, and fuzzy dice. Makes him mean. He WILL eat your face!
 
This just in:

Police tape surrounds the Mayor's house. Found sprawled in the Mayor's bathtub at 6:30am this morning was an as-yet unidentified bear. Cans of beer were ransacked from the Mayor's beer cave, drank, and scattered about the house. Eye witnesses claim they observed the bear fly into a wild rampage at the rejection of a young woman, who closely resembled Mrs. Frydad, after he attempted to fondle her breastes. The door to the Mayor's house was shredded to splinters and now lies in a pile in the yard. The Mayor and his family were absent, so are unharmed. Police called an ambulance to transport the still-unconscious bear to the city jail. Rumors are that the bear is the infamous Bear, That Guy from SoFlo, but it is unclear what he was doing so far from home.
 
This just in... Bear was arrested peeping in Marcie's (a new mom if you didn't know) windows last night. I figured he would be hanging around SoFlo looking for some pizza throwdown handouts, but no, he could not resist. He just loves moms. And combos.
 
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