Regardless of whether JayT's made-batch turns out drinkable, I'm brewing it again ...
I'm going to turn it down, and turn it up at the same time ...
I'm not going to mash it as high, and I'm going to learn to calc out the degrees Lintner of the grist before I brew it again, to ensure I create a fermentable wort in the 1st place ...
It's not going to get lactose, maltodextrin, a half-dozen C* specialty grains, rye, oats, AND high mash temp ... LOL.
I think I'm going to keep the mash temp around 150F, soak a lot of grain if need be to hit gravity in a reasonable time, keep the lactose but toss the maltodextrin, reduce the syrup by like 25% (I might reserve that to use again later in secondary), and add some szechuan peppercorn to add a physical numbing to the overall picture ...
Dropping all of Cara* grains and maltodextrin and mashing low-normal should get that beer right where I want it ...
I'll ask Wheebz if I should drop the oatmeal, or perhaps toast it or something ...
But basically going to remake that using a rye stout recipe with decent integrity, and add lactose and szechuan peppercorns and the bhut sizzurp only this time ...
I might split the batch and do a bunch of variants in this next step, so I can hopefully have it pretty dialed in for a 3rd batch ...
I'm going to brew Darkness Everybody again ... it's needs body, and more strength, and maybe a more stout-y yeast than WLP001 ... maybe some WLP002 or WLP007 or Wyeast 1056 or 1968 or something ... we'll see.
That's the fun, though
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