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Best reaction to superhot yet

So this really just happened.

Got off watch at 0530 and headed for the galley to have a little breakfast before heading to bed. I walk into see our cook just sitting down with a biscuit in his hand and I see my jar of Yellow Douglah Mango jam sitting on the table. It only says Mango on the lid. Before I could say anything he started in on that biscuit with a huge bite and 5 seconds later looks up from inspecting the jar and says 'wow that sheeeittt is hot'. 30 seconds later he is up pacing the galley cussing and red as can be while I stumble out of the way laughing my ass off so he can make it over to the fridge with the milk.

It gets better. So no milk jugs are open and he has now spit out a mouth full of biscuit and jam on the deck and is drooling and screaming. The other crew starts coming to see what the noise is all about. He now has the milk jug open and pouring in his mouth and all down his face and chest, cussing up a storm. Then it happens....

His false teeth come flying out!!!! I am now literally on the floor crying laughing with the Captain having to sit down cause he is crying laughing and the chief engineer trying to pick up the cooks teeth from the floor with a paper towel so he doesn't step on and break his own teeth while he is dancing around, cussing and spilling milk everywhere.

I cannot make this sheeiitt up. I couldn't go up to my room to get my phone cause I could barely see through the tears.
 
If there was a contest, you win!! I got all teary-eyed from laughing so hard just imagining what went on. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
People gonna think somethings wrong with me because I'm gonna be chuckling about this all day long. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Gotta love the Super Hots :fireball:
 
PepperLover said:
:rofl:
No video of this????????????
I couldn't stand up much less than go upstairs I was laughing so hard.

He is still cussing me for not stopping him or writing 'hot' or 'pepper' on there.

The teeth coming out I will replay in my mind over and over in slow motion for a long long time.
 
Hilarious the part about the teeth coming out, thanks for sharing! That is what he gets for stealing from the fridge.  I'm surprised the chef didn't know about a hot pepper jam on his ship. serves him right.
 
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