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Best Smart@ss Answers of '08

Dyce51 said:
I irrate my kids all the time...They come running up to me saying "hey dad, you know what?" and I look at them and say "Nope never met him" and they get all confused and look at me....lol...
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You realize when they're grown, they'll be telling each other "remember when Dad used to.." and they'll all roll their eyes and shake their heads.
 
we are the people our parents warned us about
 
Another two you hear at work here are on the phones

"Is so-and-so handy?"
"Nope, but hes/shes here you wanna talk to him/her?"

"hey is so-and-so available?"
"nope, theyre married but i'll let you talk to them if you want"
 
imaguitargod said:
ftfy
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Thankyou for flying Church of England, cake or death?


My brother was on a boat with some friends, when one guy came up from below decks having just shaved. One girl said "Ewww, you cut off a pimple." Right back at her "Don't worry, it'll grow back."
 
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