Well I decided not to waste any time fooling around and dreading the idea of eating something that looks like.. well.. this.
(Picture of Bhut and the Scorp-Look Alike I have no idea what it really is)
(Picture of what I'm about to regret eating)
So to timestamp (9:52pm) the beginning of the adventure of pain that is my fourth and most frightening looking Bhut Jolokia pepper. This one came from my non-potted plants.
And here we go. (9:53)
A very juicy, but seemingly dry taste and texture. If that makes any sense. Less fruity than the others were. Almost a minute in and the hiccups began already.
And we'll take a break while I die for a little while.
(10:01) Ok the heat has definitely pinnacled. This thing is a friggin monster. I've never come so close to puking from a pepper. It was so bad I ended up sitting in the bathroom waiting for it. This evil mother-plucker is miles ahead of the other Bhut Jolokias I've eaten. There must be a portal to Hell under where the plant that spawned these evil wrinkly pods of pain.
The pain has started to leave the back of my throat where it has resided since the heat hit, and has made a home in the pit of my stomach. I hate milk. I hate milk more than anything. But I got a feeling I'll need some to help cope with the pain that's formed in my gut.
Fortunately I'm home alone to deal with this pain otherwise it'd probably be worsened by the mockery of my fiance. I can actually hear her in my head pointing out how I 'only did this to myself' and 'i must be an idiot for going back a fourth time on this pepper'.
(10:06) The self-ridicule has llightened the pain somewhat as I'm now more focussed on retaining some level of dignity as the endorphens kick it to make me feel like some sort of gimpy He-Man (gimpy because I probably am unable to stand up straight and I'd rather not test the idea).
(10:12) Took a few sips of milk, which actually tested my gag reflex more than the pepper did. I tell you, I hate milk. I reread this improv' form of review done during the pain and realize, I should stick to doing afterthought reviews. The pain in my mouth is nearly gone. But the pain in my gut is merely beginning.
I think it would be best to post this peice and lie down for a while. That pepper did things to me. And I think I may need to file charges against it. I was a willing participant, but not for this!
(10:21) Apparently the pepper screwed up my Droid phone too since the images failed to upload and had to be redone. I think I may save the other pepper for the day after tomorrow.
I have this waiting for me.
(Picture of Bhut and the Scorp-Look Alike I have no idea what it really is)
(Picture of what I'm about to regret eating)
So to timestamp (9:52pm) the beginning of the adventure of pain that is my fourth and most frightening looking Bhut Jolokia pepper. This one came from my non-potted plants.
And here we go. (9:53)
A very juicy, but seemingly dry taste and texture. If that makes any sense. Less fruity than the others were. Almost a minute in and the hiccups began already.
And we'll take a break while I die for a little while.
(10:01) Ok the heat has definitely pinnacled. This thing is a friggin monster. I've never come so close to puking from a pepper. It was so bad I ended up sitting in the bathroom waiting for it. This evil mother-plucker is miles ahead of the other Bhut Jolokias I've eaten. There must be a portal to Hell under where the plant that spawned these evil wrinkly pods of pain.
The pain has started to leave the back of my throat where it has resided since the heat hit, and has made a home in the pit of my stomach. I hate milk. I hate milk more than anything. But I got a feeling I'll need some to help cope with the pain that's formed in my gut.
Fortunately I'm home alone to deal with this pain otherwise it'd probably be worsened by the mockery of my fiance. I can actually hear her in my head pointing out how I 'only did this to myself' and 'i must be an idiot for going back a fourth time on this pepper'.
(10:06) The self-ridicule has llightened the pain somewhat as I'm now more focussed on retaining some level of dignity as the endorphens kick it to make me feel like some sort of gimpy He-Man (gimpy because I probably am unable to stand up straight and I'd rather not test the idea).
(10:12) Took a few sips of milk, which actually tested my gag reflex more than the pepper did. I tell you, I hate milk. I reread this improv' form of review done during the pain and realize, I should stick to doing afterthought reviews. The pain in my mouth is nearly gone. But the pain in my gut is merely beginning.
I think it would be best to post this peice and lie down for a while. That pepper did things to me. And I think I may need to file charges against it. I was a willing participant, but not for this!
(10:21) Apparently the pepper screwed up my Droid phone too since the images failed to upload and had to be redone. I think I may save the other pepper for the day after tomorrow.
I have this waiting for me.
