Patience gator.
You're welcome Walt.
Continuing on with my chile comparison torture trek is the Trinidad Douglah.
I eat a homemade cheese burger with a thick slab of tomato from a fresh Chapman and some fresh sliced penos to serve as a gut buffer.
Slice this ugly pimpled mutha open. It has a few dark seeds, but it can't kill me right???
13:53:00 Rip the stems from both halves, sandwich it back together and pop it into the mastication chamber.
13:53:02 Chewing commences.... this one is a much bigger mouthful than the Brain Strain, has more internal flesh too.
13:53:05 Hmmm.... so far the heat is weak and there isn't much flavor other than a mild green slightly grassy taste with a very light hab flavor. No sweetness at all.
13:53:15 Still working on chewing up this mouthful and the heat has increased quite a bit.
13:53:17 Swallow twice and immediately hiccough 3 times.
13:53:20 Chase it with a swig of iced tea to clear the small lingering bits from my mouth.
13:53:25 The hiccoughs stop and the heat is pretty hot but bearable and I begin to start thinking I got off easy with this one.
13:53:45 The familiar lead bowling ball starts to glow in my gut.
13:54:00 NOPE!!! It soon becomes apparent that this is a creeper chile as my mouth begins climbing the lava ladder of pain.
13:55:00 The heat is still gaining in intensity and localized to the front half of my tongue and the front half of the roof of my mouth.
13:56:00 YEEEOOOOOW!!!!!
13:58:00 The heat peaks and levels off with the fire still concentrated on the front half of my tongue and mouth roof.
13:59:00 I can't stay still and begin pacing the floor, but nothing can extinguish the flames but time.
13:59:20 My nose starts to run a little, but nothing like the flood experienced with the Brain Strain and no tearing this time.
14:00:00 Heat intensity is still at its peak and each breath across my tongue just fans the flames higher.
14:02:00 Still flaming and my gut has become taught.
14:04:00 The fire starts to lessen a bit, but my gut still reminds me that it doesn't like being treated this way.
14:05:30 Blow my nose twice and the nasal seepage has ceased.
14:07:00 Cooling off more, just a nice burn now.
14:07:15 I start thinking that my mouth and throat must be wired differently, cause none of this back of the throat heat with either of these flame throwers, but I can't ever remember any chile ever bothering the back of my throat.
14:08:00 The bowling ball is still radiating a dim warmth and my gut is very tense.
14:12:00 Not much heat left in the mouth, but enough to know a hot chile passed this way and I start to get a little feeling of euphoria.
14:16:00 A very mild burn still lingers in my mouth, my stomach is easing a bit, but still tense.
14:18:00 Mission accomplished, time for a beer.
14:27:00 Surprisingly, my mouth still has a very mild spicy heat even after the beer, burps bring back the taste and my gut is taught again.
14:28:00 Grab another beer.
14:29:00 All heat has vanished and I demolish another burger in an attempt to pacify my complaining stomach.
14:50:00 Everything still works, gut feels fine again.
Plenty of burn from this chile, not quite as hot as the Brain Strain though, but the heat definitely lasted longer even though it was slower out of the gates of hell.
Now to wait and see if it's these supers that are to blame for locking my hershey locker. (Plenty of prune juice on hand this time just in case.)
Next up will be the Trinidad Scorpion. Thanks for all of these super hot chile seeds Cappy.