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Blue Corn and Square Tomatoes

wow, i just keep hijacking this thread...

for the record i've never thrown anything at a guy in my life, worst i ever did was pour bleach in one guys favorite houseplant (relax, not a pepper...) and that guy cheated on me... little worse then razzing...
 
wordwiz said:
Courtesy of Randy Newman (1977)

Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Round here

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here


Mike
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Oh c'mon, a short woman is attractive. not "baby size", but short. :)

GrumpyBear said:
wow, i just keep hijacking this thread...

for the record i've never thrown anything at a guy in my life, worst i ever did was pour bleach in one guys favorite houseplant (relax, not a pepper...) and that guy cheated on me... little worse then razzing...
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I'm no preacher, but I think it's one of those special occasions, when it's ok to kick him in the nuts. :whistle:
 
ok the worst I've had happen to me was having plates,bottles,jars stuff like that thrown at my head (I did nothing wrong, believe me!) & a couple punches when not expecting them, she had to leave.

those other things I've said are from other guys I know & the women they've dated or the friends they know. as for cutting off your best buddy well thats horror in its own right, but I'm not kidding you it has & does happen once in a while.


if you marry an american women make sure you really love her & dont divorce her because she'll make your life a living hell when you get divorced. this is from people I know that have been divorced.


but most american women are normal, but its kind of like russian roulette you never know what you're gonna get. 1 out of 6 can be evil :lol:
& after getting a divorce from some theres guys wished they never met that women EVER!
 
wordwiz said:
Courtesy of Randy Newman (1977)

Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Round here

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here


Mike
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whats this supposed to mean ?
theres plenty of short people here, & I'm only 5'6"
 
So what's baby size and what's short Omri? Where do I fit being 5 feet 2 and three quarters of an inch tall? *The three quarters of an inch are important to me :)
 
rainbowberry said:
So what's baby size and what's short Omri? Where do I fit being 5 feet 2 and three quarters of an inch tall? *The three quarters of an inch are important to me :)
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If I calculated it right (I'm not American, I use the metric system ;)) , you have a beautiful height. :)
 
GrumpyBear said:
wow, i just keep hijacking this thread...

for the record i've never thrown anything at a guy in my life, worst i ever did was pour bleach in one guys favorite houseplant (relax, not a pepper...) and that guy cheated on me... little worse then razzing...
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Ya should've poured it into his shorts....while he was STILL in 'em.:mouthonfire:
 
Sickmont said:
Ya should've poured it into his shorts....while he was STILL in 'em.:mouthonfire:
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That would have made him come clean I bet....(pun intended)
 
Omri said:
If I calculated it right (I'm not American, I use the metric system ;)) , you have a beautiful height. :)
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I think I'm around 158/9 cm.

POTAWIE said:
Funny, we use metric for most thing put not our height and weight.
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I've noticed in England, especially in the health service they have started to use metric for height and weight just to confuse everyone.
 
chilehunter said:
whats this supposed to mean ?
theres plenty of short people here, & I'm only 5'6"
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It (Short People) was a hit song from 1977. Outside of that, it doesn't mean a thing.

Although, in today's society, he probably would have been sued, sensitivity groups would demand the song be banned and that he undergoes months-long counseling.

Mike
 
GrumpyBear said:
wow, i just keep hijacking this thread...

for the record i've never thrown anything at a guy in my life, worst i ever did was pour bleach in one guys favorite houseplant (relax, not a pepper...) and that guy cheated on me... little worse then razzing...
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I've never thrown anything, either. Being rather sharp-tongued, there was no need to abuse crockery or house plants to make my displeasure known.
 
Omri said:
If I calculated it right (I'm not American, I use the metric system ;)) , you have a beautiful height. :)
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I could stand next to imaguitargod if I wanted to feel short, but he's so bony I'd end up feeling all bulge-y and fat.
 
wordwiz said:
It (Short People) was a hit song from 1977. Outside of that, it doesn't mean a thing.

Although, in today's society, he probably would have been sued, sensitivity groups would demand the song be banned and that he undergoes months-long counseling.

Mike
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They're not called short anymore, man. The proper nomenclature is "vertically challenged"
 
Pam said:
I could stand next to imaguitargod if I wanted to feel short, but he's so bony I'd end up feeling all bulge-y and fat.
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Hehehe, ya. I actually finally broke 140lbs just recently thanks to all the beer I drink. I'm now 150 lbs.....but at 6 feet tall, I'm still boney as hell.
 
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