food Burgers? Hell Yeah!!

Finally getting some hatch type chiles from the garden, so it's burger time!
 
First homemade roasted garlic and fish pepper aioli and a fried green tomato on the bottom:
 
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Add a couple roasted green chiles:
 
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Fresh ground grass fed patty topped with habanero cheddar:
 
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Hat on with some fresh onion and lettuce:
 
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A delightful mess to eat, with grease running down my arms!  Such a treat!  :)
 
Sweet baby jeebus thats a lot of food for me.
 
The chips and the corn.
 
But that burger.
 
I'd chairman mao the hell out of it.
 
Lettuce n' all.
 
And that got dang melty scheeze!
 
I hope you shared it with someone you love.
 
Women love guys that cook awesome sheeit.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The Hot Pepper said:
 
Who the hell shares a burger? Maybe a milkshake with 2 straws but get your own damn burger.
 
 
That post will not get you dates.
 
 
No matter whether she wants just a bite.
 
Or half.
 
Or the whole dang 'thang....
 
In the end.
 
She always gets what she wants.
 
Men have little say in the matter.
 
Aloha burger lovers!
 
Rehydrate some dehydrated onions.
 
Throw 'em down with pineapple.
 
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Toast up some buns.
 
And roll on ground chuck.
 
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Smash the meat with the onions.
 
And top with the pineapple and swiss cheese.
 
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Rock it with mayo.
 
Tomato.
 
Butter lettuce.
 
Yeah lettuce.
 
Because..
 
Maybe I just don't give a shit anymore.
 
Splooge it with pequin teriyaki.
 
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Pick it up and eat it.
 
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You're gonna' need a lot more napkins!
 
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One of the bestest burgers I ever ate.
 
And the onions.....
 
Have mercy.
 
Ever one talks about burgers.
 
Until its time to do some burger shit.
 
Get it on.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Lol. It's on Netflix now, very funny so far.

I'm about halfway through season 1.

You will always and forever be Bruce Campbell in my brain. :rofl:
 
Canned crab.
 
From parts unknown.
 
Minced onion.
 
Garlic.
 
Egg.
 
Oatmeal.
 
Mary Sharpe's.
 
Cast iron.
 
Butter.
 
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Pepperidge Farm Whole Wheat slider buns.
 
Toasted in butter.
 
Rock some melted pepperjack.
 
Roma slices.
 
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Now throw down some lettuce.
 
Yeah thats right.
 
I said lettuce.
 
Because my kung fu is like water.
 
Ever flowing.
 
Like Butter.
 
Leaf lettuce.
 
Splooge 747 Heavy.
 
With my Crabby Bills version of crab cake money splooge.
 
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Pick it up.
 
And go gonzo.
 
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It was got dang fantasticle!
 
Cheap ass crab burger.
 
Like eating drugs.
 
Made of shellfish.
 
Only.
 
Better.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
black betty'd crab cake sliders  :drooling:
yes please  :!:  all fricken day, any day.
 
the tomato and lettuce is making me think though  :think: 
Cabbage and some salsa criolla, or  a fruity maybe mango salsa, or something instead maybe  :think:
 
ahhh who am i kidding...
i would eat as many of them crabby patty sliders as you'd let me scarf down  :drooling:
nom nom  nom
 
looks good to me  :clap:
 
 
:cheers:
 
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