food-bev Burgers? Hell Yeah!!

[texas blues]

I did wash it off.
 
After I threw it away I got pissed about the 7 bucks I spent on it.
 
It was an emotional decision to dig it out of the trash.
 
And yes I'm a bum.
 
But....
 
I'm y'all's kine of bum!
 
And because...
 
Pineapple.
 
And burgers.
 
 

 

[The Hot Pepper]

The top of my Yeti fell in the trash and I couldn't bring myself to use it even after bleaching. It's more of a mind thing! It also had to do with... that little trash can was once in the bathroom. Amazon Prime time.

 

[texas blues]

In the end we're all whores.
 
Some are just better at negotiating price.
 
Hell, I'm not even Assistant Crack Ho'
 
I'm like Assistant Crack Ho' Trainee.
 
 

 

[texas blues]

Burgers.
 
Cheeseburgers.
 
Smashed with swiss and pineapple.
 
Sorta' da kine Hawaiian. 
 

 
With pequins in da' middle.
 

 
With toasted 7 grain bread.
 
Yeah yeah....
 
I know.
 
Sorta' kine hippy.
 
Tomatos.
 
Hellman's Mayo.
 
And splooges of kabayaki.
 

 
I am a whore for smashed burgers.
 

 
10 paper towel juicy lucy as hell.
 

 
This was killer.
 
I was 5 beers deep on this.
 
But I'm old and tired.
 
I can't see shit right now.
 
I need to find a toothbrush and a pillow.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

[texas blues]

Round 2.
 
I can't get enough of this burger.
 
mrs. blues had some sweet hawaiian style buns she was hiding.
 
I stole some.
 

 
Da' kine.
 

 
Stop staring at it.
 
 
 
Just eat it.
 
 
 
14 paper towels goodness.
 

 

[Ashen]

Am I the only one concerned with TheTB's  slow motion transformation into Ula??   
 
 

 

[texas blues]

Am I the only one concerned with TheTB's  slow motion transformation into Ula??   
 
 

 
Dude that is just cruel.
 
I am so mo' betta' da kine good lookin' brah!

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Throw in a side of foghorn leghorn, and a dash of huggy bear, and yup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

   

 

[texas blues]

I've got one more da kine burger.
 
I just wish mrs. blues would get outta' da' kitchen.
 
Like right now.
 
I swear she dirty's 2 pots and a pan.
 
Uses 3 plates and a bowl.
 
And 20 pieces of silverware.
 
Just eating Kraft Mac N Cheese.
 
I don't have a clue what she's doing right now.
 
But it ain't good.
 
Guess who washes the dishes.
 
That would be her husband.
 
Me.
 
Because I love her.
 
Why just the other day she asked me a question.
 
"How do you like this dress?"
 
I responded.
 
"Do I look stupid?"
 
 
 
 

 

[texas blues]

BREAKING NOW:
 
She's got some chix tenders.
 
Marinaded overnight in teriyaki. 
 
She's going to cook them in her favorite pan.
 
A cheapass scratched up teflon pan.
 
As I said earlier.
 
I love my wife.
 
But geez louise.
 
This woman has no shame.
 
But wait....
 
Epiphany!!!!
 
She married me.
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Ask for pineapple and swiss. All is forgiven.

 

[texas blues]

mrs. blues has family on Oahu.
 
She's cool and the gang with pineapple.
 
And swiss.
 
I'm starving here.
 
But.
 
For the love of all thang's holy!
 
Get out of my kitchen!
 
Honey.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

I never knew the Hawaiian/swiss cheese thing tbh.

 

[texas blues]

This was mrs. blues jam.
 
She put it over minute rice in bowl.
 

 
I tried it.
 
It was tasty.
 
But not as tasty as this.
 
Lets rock!
 

 

 

 

 
The Kings Hawaiian BBQ sauce.
 
A direct copy of Mae Ploy.
 
But with a hint of smoke.
 
Loved it.
 
But needed a splooge of Mary Sharp's.
 
 
Tomorrow is 4th of July.
 
Post your burger!
 
 
 
 

 

[The Hot Pepper]

deja vu

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

deja vu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZT6fziaIIw&feature=youtu.be&t=2m4s

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

^ 
 
or  https://youtu.be/_ZT6fziaIIw?t=2m4s%C2 and skip to 2:04  

 

[texas blues]

deja vu

 
For true.
 
Then again. 
 
Cheeseburgers.
 
Like all the women I've ever loved.
 
It bears repeating.

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

lol won't let me post " same link twice " so you can see what your clicking  :unamused:    
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZT6fziaIIw&feature=youtu.be&t=2m4s