The Hot Pepper said:It's past TB's bedtime.Forgets a joke from a post before.
As always....
THP is correct.
I'm running on fumes now.
food Burgers? Hell Yeah!!
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As always....
THP is correct.
I'm running on fumes now.
texas blues said:
Yes they do...
lol, post pics of burger, ends up a slanging match over Air Supply 
Last of my burgers, Texas Blues is not gonna be impressed
but this time I grilled the bacon to **** crisping it up nicely
Last of my burgers, Texas Blues is not gonna be impressed
but this time I grilled the bacon to **** crisping it up nicely
Hells Kitchen said:lol, post pics of burger, ends up a slanging match over Air Supply
Last of my burgers, Texas Blues is not gonna be impressed
Oh I try to play the internet tough guy.
When it comes to lettuce and burgers.
But the fact is this.
If you invited me to your house.
And served me that burger.
I would neither remove the lettuce or whine about it.
Because I'm in your house.
And I will like it.
And it will be delicious.
Somehow.
Food cooked by a friend that we eat together.
Is always better.
Have mercy THP!
The pics are back!!!!!
The pics are back!!!!!
texas blues said:
I heard photobucket made some changes.
texas blues said:What up chidrens? Got my burger bromance on last night. I spied some blue crab claw meat at the store yesterday for cheapness and reckoned it was about time for a seafood burger. Label said it was all claw meat. Yeah right. And I'm Lucille Ball. Picked out some shell crackin's and got the crabbage into a mixing bowl with diced onion, one egg, cheapo bread crumbs, S & P, and about 3 or 4 Tbs of Huy Fong Chile Garlic sauce. Lately that stuff has been like heroin for me. Whirred and stirred and rosie palmed 'em into Black Betty with just a little canola oil on medium heat.
She's black and beautiful and she has crabs....
Toasted slider buns are perfect for gettin' next to teh crab. Topped these burgers with a generous lime squeezin' and pleazzin'
and chile garlic slaw.
Truth be told y'all, I dropped the hammer on these burgers pronto and inhaled them like a Black & Decker Shop Vac!
The Huy Fong was killin' tonight!
Get down brown y'all!
One of my best burger posts.
When we were kings!
The Hot Pepper said:
I heard that too.
And now.
Hear we are.
Burgers are BACK!
Got dang.
I made some of those sloppy homemade burgers tonight on toasted sandwich bread. Evangeline Maid of course!!!
Burger mold from Cavetools that works good.
Plugged in the George Foreman "grill". LOL and let them roll
The only spicy thing is some homemade ketchup with some cayenne, this is Mrs Wages ketchup mix but it's almost a bbq sauce.
The burgers fixins was onions and mushrooms sauteed in butter and a little worshitshire, garden tomatoes, lettuce, home fries and of course Blue Plate mayo, mustard and the homemade ketchup. And a slice of cheese.
Burger mold from Cavetools that works good.
Plugged in the George Foreman "grill". LOL and let them roll
The only spicy thing is some homemade ketchup with some cayenne, this is Mrs Wages ketchup mix but it's almost a bbq sauce.
The burgers fixins was onions and mushrooms sauteed in butter and a little worshitshire, garden tomatoes, lettuce, home fries and of course Blue Plate mayo, mustard and the homemade ketchup. And a slice of cheese.
Made me an In and Out double double animal style burger. My wife and mother in law had normal cheeseburgers, but I made me the In and Out Sauce, carmalized some onions, and cooked mustard into my panties. It was
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Dude.
Looks like you coarse ground your own beef.
Like a burger pimp.
And cast iron.
Your INO style cave man smash burger is Tuco!
Thats a badass burger.
Looks like you coarse ground your own beef.
Like a burger pimp.
And cast iron.
Your INO style cave man smash burger is Tuco!
Thats a badass burger.
Yes, thats coarse ground chuck I made. Its kind of become a thing when my mother in law stays over. My father in law grills really thick formed patties out of store bought 85/15. She doesnt like ANY red visible in her meat, so he has to grill the s**t out of them and they wind up dry. Pan frying these higher fat chuck patties leaves them somewhat juicy and full of tons of flavor. First time she ever had one of these she was hooked.
Thats almost a "loose meat" sandwich held together with cheese. Ground chuck for the win every time.
A cheesy burger
Jesus Christ on a bun.
Imagine.
Instead of the loaves and fishes.
Jesus serves up that burger.
And then opens a chain of burger joints.
Cheeseburger Jesus.
Beats Mickey D's by 2,000 years.
Jesus saves.
And Jesus also saves cheeseburgers.
And queso.
What?
You've never had Jesus queso?
Get some chorizo all up in that 'thang.
Imagine.
Instead of the loaves and fishes.
Jesus serves up that burger.
And then opens a chain of burger joints.
Cheeseburger Jesus.
Beats Mickey D's by 2,000 years.
Jesus saves.
And Jesus also saves cheeseburgers.
And queso.
What?
You've never had Jesus queso?
Get some chorizo all up in that 'thang.
texas blues said:
As you wish...
https://youtu.be/d-a4223EFH8
I had burgers too, almost.
Look close Grasshopper, bacon and cheese mixed with 91% beef.
Bacon Fat makes everything better!!!
I have a buzz rolling and wasn't hungry from working all day in this heat so it's half a burger with grilled mushrooms, squash, zukes, garden tomato and onions with a fresh salad topped with ranch.
All gone!!
Look close Grasshopper, bacon and cheese mixed with 91% beef.
Bacon Fat makes everything better!!!
I have a buzz rolling and wasn't hungry from working all day in this heat so it's half a burger with grilled mushrooms, squash, zukes, garden tomato and onions with a fresh salad topped with ranch.
All gone!!
91% lean ground beef with bacon and cheese.
WTH?
Thats like vegetarian eating chicken.
WTH?
Thats like vegetarian eating chicken.
The bacon puts the fat back in. Pay attention.
