i'm thinkin' seeds would be your best option at this time, so, if you can find seeds from a legit country, then maybe someone can send you a birthday card with a salvia heart seed pattern wishing you the happiest of birthdays. as far as seeds being difficult to start, i was told hot peppers were difficult now i have 75+ plants(rocoto is still troublesum).
i did a quick search here and heard of some smoke shops still selling it dried, perhaps they have some stored seeds. i'll check around but don't sit by your computer waiting for a "ya!" response from me. i don't normally go into the smoke type shops, nor hydroponic shops. the city of vancouver would probably be a better place to find something like this, as they are known for their pot growing and pot quality -place full of hippies(it's on the other side of the mountains from me - a plane ride away).