Man, what a day!
I was awakened this morning to someone pounding on my door. I went downstairs to answer and there were two of the biggest scallywags ever to walk the deck of a ship standing there. I would have just gone to the phone and called 911 but for the cutlasses in their belts and the really strange smiles on their faces. So, I slowly opened the door and asked how I could help them. The one on the left says, “Arrr, we be havin a message for you from the Cap’in.” and he hands me a note.
I looked at them after I read it and the other one says, “We’re dry docked here with ye till it’s finished.” and his hand slips to the hilt of his cutlass. No messing with these two. Again my better judgment I let them in. We went into the kitchen and fixed some coffee. Filled 3 mugs and sat down. The first one that had spoken pulls a package out of his coat and hands it to me. “A gift from the Cap’in” he says lickin his lips and holdin his mug expectantly. I peel away the paper and find a bottle of the Captains finest rum. Sos I pour a round into our coffee and begin to contemplate the message. After a second round of coffee I’m startin to get an idea. “We need to go to shopping.” I said. We all pile into the car and off to Publics. Now I’ve never been one to put on airs and have to be dressed proper just to go to the store but try explaining shopping with 2 Pirates. With provisions in hand we shove off for home port.
Orange Habs
Pineapple
Captain Morgans Rum
Mango
Orange Zest and 1 orange
Sweet Potato
Sweet onion
Lime Juice and white Vinegar
After nother round of coffee I start pealing and hacking everything into the pot. Had to zest an orange
Then peel and add the orange to the pot too.
By this time we’re tradin shots. Good Num.
I finally get it onto the fire and cookin. Boil, blend, boil, blend, add rum and taste, add more num amd bottel.
To the puter, time to make labels.
Dressed to thrill. Party time!!
About this time it dawns on me that I haven’t seen or heard anything form those 2 salty dogs and sure enough they’re passed out on the couch. Maybe you can tell me Paulky, just what doyou do with a drunkin sailor? Or 2? Couple of kicks to the boots and they’re back among the living. I show them the bottles and tell them they’re ready to go. “Arrr, just a minute there you, how do wes know that’s what the Cap’in was wantin? Why you could’ve just put some purty water in them bottles. “ Sos I open one and shake me out a cpl a teaspoons full and give it to em. Yu’d a thought I’d fed them buoy’s cannon powder! They’s cussin and spittin and goin for the water in the faucet like they’s wasn’t enough . Me. I’s laughin son hard I’s about to pee my shorts. Couple a glass fulls ah milk later they calmed down. “Cap’in ull like that he will.” Says number 2. Number 1 shakes his head and looks at me, “Cap’in says your to test it with the SoFlo posse. Says he’ll be lookin for what they think ah it on thehotpepper.com”
“Ok” I says, “I’ll make sure they get it. I guess you’d be shoving off now?”
“ Aye, we’ve to meet the Cap’in in 2 days in Kingstown. We be shippin out with the Disney Dream. “ I walked them to the door and as they were getting into the cab Number 1 gives me a wink and says, “Enjoy the rum.” And they were gone.
Damnedest mornin I err had. “Arrrrrrrrrrrrr”
I was awakened this morning to someone pounding on my door. I went downstairs to answer and there were two of the biggest scallywags ever to walk the deck of a ship standing there. I would have just gone to the phone and called 911 but for the cutlasses in their belts and the really strange smiles on their faces. So, I slowly opened the door and asked how I could help them. The one on the left says, “Arrr, we be havin a message for you from the Cap’in.” and he hands me a note.
I looked at them after I read it and the other one says, “We’re dry docked here with ye till it’s finished.” and his hand slips to the hilt of his cutlass. No messing with these two. Again my better judgment I let them in. We went into the kitchen and fixed some coffee. Filled 3 mugs and sat down. The first one that had spoken pulls a package out of his coat and hands it to me. “A gift from the Cap’in” he says lickin his lips and holdin his mug expectantly. I peel away the paper and find a bottle of the Captains finest rum. Sos I pour a round into our coffee and begin to contemplate the message. After a second round of coffee I’m startin to get an idea. “We need to go to shopping.” I said. We all pile into the car and off to Publics. Now I’ve never been one to put on airs and have to be dressed proper just to go to the store but try explaining shopping with 2 Pirates. With provisions in hand we shove off for home port.
Orange Habs
Pineapple
Captain Morgans Rum
Mango
Orange Zest and 1 orange
Sweet Potato
Sweet onion
Lime Juice and white Vinegar
After nother round of coffee I start pealing and hacking everything into the pot. Had to zest an orange
Then peel and add the orange to the pot too.
By this time we’re tradin shots. Good Num.
I finally get it onto the fire and cookin. Boil, blend, boil, blend, add rum and taste, add more num amd bottel.
To the puter, time to make labels.
Dressed to thrill. Party time!!
About this time it dawns on me that I haven’t seen or heard anything form those 2 salty dogs and sure enough they’re passed out on the couch. Maybe you can tell me Paulky, just what doyou do with a drunkin sailor? Or 2? Couple of kicks to the boots and they’re back among the living. I show them the bottles and tell them they’re ready to go. “Arrr, just a minute there you, how do wes know that’s what the Cap’in was wantin? Why you could’ve just put some purty water in them bottles. “ Sos I open one and shake me out a cpl a teaspoons full and give it to em. Yu’d a thought I’d fed them buoy’s cannon powder! They’s cussin and spittin and goin for the water in the faucet like they’s wasn’t enough . Me. I’s laughin son hard I’s about to pee my shorts. Couple a glass fulls ah milk later they calmed down. “Cap’in ull like that he will.” Says number 2. Number 1 shakes his head and looks at me, “Cap’in says your to test it with the SoFlo posse. Says he’ll be lookin for what they think ah it on thehotpepper.com”
“Ok” I says, “I’ll make sure they get it. I guess you’d be shoving off now?”
“ Aye, we’ve to meet the Cap’in in 2 days in Kingstown. We be shippin out with the Disney Dream. “ I walked them to the door and as they were getting into the cab Number 1 gives me a wink and says, “Enjoy the rum.” And they were gone.
Damnedest mornin I err had. “Arrrrrrrrrrrrr”
Ok, yes I've had a few Beers for National Beer day and a couple shots of the Cap'n for makin Mustard Day, so what?
