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Can anyone really be this stupid?

I am dumbfounded, who ever did this needs to be shot as quick as possible to save the gene pool.

This is a real post from an Audi forum..

"Hey guys, I've got a 98 1.8T. I've had a ko4 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they use abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So i got my with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves. We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas so it would run. He wanted to let the engine suck in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the ehxaust so it would port the exhaust manifold.
I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be ok as long as we didn't hit boost and it get sucked into the turbo. After running the car and letting it suck in sand we got through about half of a 25lb bag. The check engine light was on and the engine was bucking and kicking and sounding really weird. We stopped and hooked the car back up normal and took off the sand supply. We tried to start it again and it was really hard. Once started it couldn't idle and kept making weird noises. We took it out and drove it and it started making scraping and knocking noises.
Help! Can anyone tell me what to do? My buddy only does hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis.

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Oh sweet Allah, is there really people out there that are this frickin stupid??
 
It has to be a joke doesn't it???????

If he is serious then he shouldn't be allowed to have a licence.....And should only be allowed to ride push bikes!!!!!!
 
I would have thought this was fake if I hadn't seen some of the stuff that has come through the shop I work in...

One lady put 15 quarts of oil in her car because "it wasn't at the top".

One guy put dish soap in his oil to "clean the gunk out of his engine"

We get at least one head scratcher a month.
 
Nova, can't you spot a troll post? Adjust your meter!
 
thehotpepper.com said:
Nova, can't you spot a troll post? Adjust your meter!

Boooo, if that was a troll post i would like to congratulate the writer. He/she must have quite the imagination!




Meter adjusted ya big poofer! :D
 
SeeYouJimmy said:
How does a jobless, dutch oven cooking photography student afford an Audi?

Holy crap batman can it be?
It might just be PMD!

Bogus post or not, some of the human stupidity out there never fails to amaze me, i'm surprised that some of them remember to breath!
 
If the writer had explained which grit of blasting sand was used it might be possible to help...

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These fake posts are easy to spot. Yes there are dumb people out there, but you can tell by the way they are worded. They are the Internet version of the crank call. Try to sucker people in and sit back and laugh.
 
Davetaylor said:
i'd say that someone somewhere at some point actually did this and it is now some sort of urban legend!!!!!!!!!!!

Could be the case Dave, maybe i should have got half a point :lol:
 
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