Wife-unit thinks I must be looking at porn, spending so much time around here. If I am (that's IF), I could rapidly switch to this 'Hawaiin 3-Way' thread and be covered. Whew.
Salivating on the pix, there's a lot of taste combos to savor. Except the purple taters--the garlic and taro root mix sounds intriguing, but purple?--I guess I could turn out the lights....
Overall, 'hard' to imagine this might just be foreplay for your CI TD entry...