So there I am working my prep magic for the day (magic my ass, it's a frickin grind!) when my wife calls to let me know I am in the paper again. And here's the best part, the title is "50 CULINARY finds"! Next thing you know, there'll be gourmet jelly beans, crazy!
http://www.charlotte.com/439/story/673989.html
http://www.charlotte.com/439/story/673989.html