CHUCK NORRIS PEPPER FACTS

[standbyandfire]

Chuck Norris uses Butch T's to sweeten his tea.

When Chuck Norris eats a superhot pepper, it feels the pain and burn.

It's not really capsaicin oil, it's Chuck Norris's sweat.

 

[nate6279]

Chuck Norris rubs peppers in HIS eyes and the peppers cry. He's no fraud, man!

 

[standbyandfire]

Chuck Norris created hot peppers, by roundhouse kicking a bell pepper.

Nobody has ever given a crossed pepper to Chuck Norris and lived.

Peppers don't bring pain. Chuck Norris brings the pain.

 

[texas blues]

Chuck Norris recently came out with the new hottest chile in the world.

All the data and proof has been documented and written out for all to see.

ON HIS FIST!

 

[nate6279]

Chuck Norris challenged Bear to a chili beer drinking contest... and won.

 

[standbyandfire]

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now eat and make hot pepper sauce the second wednesday of every month.

 

[peterjack]

chuck norris invented the naga tissue, so that his @** gets sanitized each time he uses it!

 

[nate6279]

Chuck Norris does sometimes go to the grocery store and slap around the produce man for trying to sell rotten peppers.

 

[standbyandfire]

Hot pepper's butts burn after Chuck Norris eats them.

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with capsaicin oil.

Chuck Norris can make peppers hot by just looking at them.

If Chuck Norris slapped you, you would be dead.LOL

 

[nate6279]

Chuck Norris likes to tell Yo Momma jokes but if you say something about his mommas peppers he'll put his fist up side Yo head.

chucknorrisjokes.net


#3 "Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him."

 

[standbyandfire]

Chuck Norris allows people to have world record peppers. Nothing beats Chuck Norris, only beating come from him.

 

[nate6279]

Chuck Norris calls the hairs on his body and face pubescens

 

[nate6279]

When Chuck Norris is at the shooting range he uses Bullet Habaneros as ear plugs.

 

[Arenal Botanical Garden]

After Chuck Norris drinks a fifth of capsaicin and farts in the tub it becomes a jacuzzi.

 

[FireInTheHole]

I heard after he eats a super hot he gargles peanut butter, not cause its hot, but because he can.

 

[standbyandfire]

Hot peppers have to drink milk after Chuck Norris eats them.

 

[nate6279]

Chuck Norris donates peppers to reviewers, just never his own.

Chuck Norris uses dried super hots as chew.

When Chuck Norris wakes up in the morning he has to wipe the pepper seeds out of his eyes.

 

[megamoo]

this thread is Chuck Norris Approved

 

[Varez]

Chuck Norris always pick Bhut jolokia and trinidad scorpion for ice cream flavours,

 

[nate6279]

Chuck Norris always pick Bhut jolokia and trinidad scorpion for ice cream flavours,

Well hell Varez I gotta like you because you came here to Chuck Norris land to make your first post! ^