So you put me with an idiot that can't remember direction for more then 5 minutes and damages product out the ass needing my assistance to fix it. My numbers drop and I stress while trying to catch up. The person once again comes up, the system boots me, I punch the lift's windshield as I have done NUMEROUS times,....but this time apparently too hard, creating a starburst. Just over 3.5 years, the only person above me on the performance list left for a better job 2 months ago, but hey that is destruction of company property,....you're fired. Forget that the damaged product from the idiot today valued out at almost twice the windshield. Corporate policy leaves no room for the stress levels they create and put on us.
Silver lining: Possibly 6 months of unemployment to dig into the sauce business and push it farther. To the UE office tomorrow.
Reality: Will most likely be working down the street from where I just left at 1 or 2 $'s more an hour. Always hate leaving somewhere I like just to chase the dollar if my bills are being paid.
1 - Life is grand even when it seems to suck.
2 - Squirrels may be nuts but they know how to put them back for when the big oak dies.