Completely Random Comments

[FireInTheHole]

Deep thoughts with Jack Handy.

 

[Justaguy]

Having sex with twins is great unless you only can tell them apart because the brother has a moustache.

 

[Masala Mojo]

want to see something gross.

 

[standbyandfire]

Went to see my son yesterday, he told me that me hates me and does not want to see me (crushing). Drive an hour home to my pissed wife. Mad because i went to see him and did not come home to help her get ready to go out of town. Man i cannot win for lose'n. Pick my son up today for my weekend, going to be rough.
WINNING!!!!

 

[Lucky Dog Hot Sauce]

"Some people have a way with words, and others, oh, not have way, I suppose."

-Steve Martin

 

[standbyandfire]

Don't ever forget the"L" if you google "grandfather clock!"

 

[Masala Mojo]

My Life is an open book.

 

[Justaguy]

Coffee is GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

[Masala Mojo]

All bosses are jerks.

 

[Phearis]

All Canadian turkeys should be executed with lettuce and then go walking on the street with bunnies and 125 chinchillas who admires grey pigeons who would you rather be dead for a week than be locked in a room alone with Justin Bieber

 

[Masala Mojo]

Why Jerks become fortunate?

 

[pileiton]

Happy Thanksgiving.

 

[Masala Mojo]

Poor poor poor Turkeys

 

[Darthpepper]

I agree turkeys are poor. They don't even have clothes. That's why you should dress them. With gravy, and filling, and cranberry sauce, and this and that, and so on and so on.

 

[Masala Mojo]

If I can, I will abolish thanks giving and establish thanks taking.

 

[Darthpepper]

See!!! I told you there was a piece of toilet paper in there.

 

[Darthpepper]

I like some bagel with my cream cheese.

 

[Lucky Dog Hot Sauce]

It's colder than a witch's titty out here this morning. Yeesh.

 

[Masala Mojo]

She is complaining a lot about weather nowadays....my wife.

 

[HH81Betterhalf]

So much to do so little motivation............