Completely Random Comments

[President Trump]

Say this three times fast, "The sixth sick shiek has six sick sheep".

 

[sicman]

hello?

 

[Phearis]

The Tomato Overlord commanded his Rabbit army to drink all the Slurpee's of the world.

 

[Chile Juju]

Say this three times fast, "The sixth sick shiek has six sick sheep".

 
 
I failed...couldn't even say it ONCE!!!!!!!  

 

[nate6279]

Damn this jerky is good.

 

[Justaguy]

I have a mistress named Hunan hands

 

[standbyandfire]

To help reduce cost, this post was outsourced to India.

 

[Rymerpt]

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

 

[Scovie]

I need a fucking screwdriver!

 

[Rymerpt]

Peppers are just plain good!

My pepper jelly didn't set so I used it as syrup on pancakes tonight. BEST THING I HAD IN WEEKS!!!!

 

[Rymerpt]

Good thing I'm not rich. I like to eat to much and sushi is expensive. If I was rich I would look like an overwieght sumo. NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

 

[gasificada]

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

 
Speaking of them buggers... where the heck can I get my hands on sheep milk??

 

[D3monic]

I can always wear a sheep costume but you may regret milkin me

 

[gasificada]

Absolutely, positively, 100% no doubt whatsoever that I would! haha

(regret it, that is... just wanna be clear here )

 

[Rymerpt]

Boy i sure wish I had acres instead of feet for these peppers. Poppa can't stop planting.

 

[gasificada]

When you want more time it flies, when you want it to hurry it drags....... do you reckon time screws with us on purpose, like, just for kicks or something??

 

[Rymerpt]

Yes, yes I do.


Why does it hurt so much getting old. Fucking Syatica!!!

 

[gasificada]

Peanut butter toast... hells yeah.

 

[Rymerpt]

Epsom salt. Not just for grandma anymore.

 

[gasificada]

Peanut butter toast... so good. So SO good. So SO SO goooood.