am am way to sinister with hot sauce.i once told a guy not a girl(i am not that evil) that da bomb ground zero was BBQsauce.he said oh good i like BBQsauce,can i try some.poured way to much out on his hand than he should have and the rest is history.use your imagination. guy -> after me->
I did something like this my gf once... "Hey babe, have a try of my plum & rum sauce... *with bhut jolokia*"
She wasn't happy, but it was totally worth it!
She'll never trust me again.