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Why do I have to go to another country to be able to impale someone on a 9 foot sharpened bamboo pole and would the pole be allowed with my luggage on a flight?
 
Rael's GF: "he's been on his phone all night!"

GF's friend: "What? Are you texting your other girlfriends?"

Raél: "Yes, they just happen to have penises and like eating hot peppers"
 
Raelacea said:
Rael's GF: "he's been on his phone all night!"
GF's friend: "What? Are you texting your other girlfriends?"
Raél: "Yes, they just happen to have penises and like eating hot peppers"
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SIGH........ Seriously now. Has it really escaped all the males on this site that not all THP members have penises?????? Come on - do you really think women can tolerate HOURS of the pain of childbirth and yet somehow not be able to tolerate a FEW MINUTES of pepper heat???? Just because most choose not to doesn't mean they can't!

:rolleyes:
 
geeme said:
SIGH........ Seriously now. Has it really escaped all the males on this site that not all THP members have penises?????? Come on - do you really think women can tolerate HOURS of the pain of childbirth and yet somehow not be able to tolerate a FEW MINUTES of pepper heat???? Just because most choose not to doesn't mean they can't!

:rolleyes:
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LOL... It's ok I know there are plenty of girls here. It just wouldn't have been as effective if I had of mentioned that.
:dance:
 
Wow some funny comments here.

Here is one I used to lighten the mood when I new younger summer intern started about a month or so ago.

Intern:
Wow cute picture is that your daughter?
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Me:
My daughter?? Heck no that's my girlfriend. My daughter is MUCH older I would never date a girl as old as my daughter!
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Basically my girlfriend is a bit younger then I am and the picture on my desk is about 10 years old making her look VERY young.
 
am am way to sinister with hot sauce.i once told a guy not a girl(i am not that evil) that da bomb ground zero was BBQsauce.he said oh good i like BBQsauce,can i try some.poured way to much out on his hand than he should have and the rest is history.use your imagination. :hell: guy -> :beer: after :mouthonfire: me-> :rofl:
 
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