Confucius Says

[standbyandfire]

Confucius says: Man who smoke pot, choke on handle.

 

[bricke]

[background=rgb(255, 244, 228)]Confucius says:[/background] Man who run behind car get exhausted.

 

[howardsaz9]

ok so dont smoke pot behind a running auto...

 

[ThrowHeat]

Confucius says: Baseball is wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk.

Confucius says: Man who live in glass house should change in basement.

 

[ajijoe]

man who go to bed with itchy hinnie wake up with stinky fingers

 

[Masala Mojo]

I will be reborn as NJA

 

[standbyandfire]

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

 

[GA Growhead]

Man who goes thru turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok

 

[ajijoe]

man who get optics nerve sown to colon get poopie outlook on life

 

[wayright]

It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.

 

[THE BIZ]

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky

 

[JayT]

Man who stand on toilet be high on pot.

 

[Masala Mojo]

confucius says , when you want, have a Taco........or regret.

 

[standbyandfire]

Confucius says, Chinese couple who have white baby, name it "Sum Ting Wong".

 

[Darthpepper]

Man who goes thru turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok

 

[standbyandfire]

Man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter.

 

[Masala Mojo]

confucius says ,it is better to be fused than confused.

 

[Darthpepper]

It’s good to meet girl in park. But better to park meat in girl

 

[GA Growhead]

Man with hands in pocket feels foolish. Man with holes in pocket feels nuts.

 

[RocketMan]

Man who keep hands in pocket more than 3 minutes not searching for spare change.