Wise man never play leapfrog with Unicorn.
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Confucius Says
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wisdom is like a comb. You get it when you are bald.
Confucius say: Woman is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time.
Confucius say , when you are up, it is best time to go down.
Wow I thought most of these went out in the 90s lol.
That being said my favorite was always "I'd rather have a boltte in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"
That being said my favorite was always "I'd rather have a boltte in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"
Confusions say errything old is new again
Confucius say that China is the factory of USA and India is the office of USA.
Confuscia says ...man who go to bed with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.
Confucius say if Chinese man move to strange country he become disoriented.
Confucius say if stomach is rumbling, people stop thinking.
Confused also says that JayT is now confused. ....hahahaha
If wife continues to say there is no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.
Man who stick head in oven get baked bean.
Confucius say if you shoot cheaper ducks, the Gun repair is very expensive.
Confucius say:men are from Mars but women are Worldly.
