Dear Orange Habanero,
It’s been a long ride. From the first time I saw you years ago in the isle of the grocery store. I thought to myself finally something that can give me more than just the standard Jalapeno. We’ve shared many years of memories together. Being able to boast about eating you raw impressed many. The mention of your name struck fear in hearts at the dinner table. But it turns out my ignorance had me settling for less than I deserved.
There are so many others out there that I haven’t had the pleasure to explore. And lets face it, this just isn’t working out. You don’t do it for me anymore. Matter of fact I can’t even stand the sight of you. I cringe when I hear your name. I’ve been reaching out and quite frankly I have found better matches for me on THP.com. This is goodbye. I’m leaving you…..
Sincerely
Yellowfin 2na
PS Even the chocolate habanero is better than you!
Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the last orange habanero I will ever spend money on at a grocery store
SCOUTS HONOR
It’s been a long ride. From the first time I saw you years ago in the isle of the grocery store. I thought to myself finally something that can give me more than just the standard Jalapeno. We’ve shared many years of memories together. Being able to boast about eating you raw impressed many. The mention of your name struck fear in hearts at the dinner table. But it turns out my ignorance had me settling for less than I deserved.
There are so many others out there that I haven’t had the pleasure to explore. And lets face it, this just isn’t working out. You don’t do it for me anymore. Matter of fact I can’t even stand the sight of you. I cringe when I hear your name. I’ve been reaching out and quite frankly I have found better matches for me on THP.com. This is goodbye. I’m leaving you…..
Sincerely
Yellowfin 2na
PS Even the chocolate habanero is better than you!
Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the last orange habanero I will ever spend money on at a grocery store
SCOUTS HONOR