I know a drunk,pissed off,half naked Mad Man,running and screaming through a garden at dark thirty AM scares deer away fast.
Long story...
Had to do with a bottle of Everclear and home made ta kill ya , a bunch of party animals getting way past drunk ,a hot tub , a BBQ and my friend being tired of deer in his garden... 4 or 5 deer that came to visit the garden for a late night/early morning dinner several times that week,they left several lbs. of deer manure...never came back...
Funny as hell.