dry fire

[Hephaestos]

scotch bonnets
thai chilies
green Jalepino
habenero peppers

Dry them out(i do them in a warm oven) when thoroughly dry
put them in a coffee grinder with some black peppercorns and grind until fine.

mix with salt, garlic powder, cumin and (if you can believe this) a touch of unsweetened lemon kool-aid powder.

This stuff is really stinkin hot and is awesome on wings...especially if you like your wings crispy and hot.

 

[ChefEx]

It's her fault...she should have listened the first time!

 

[DEFCON Creator]

Mace??? The kind in the spray can or the medieval weaponry?

She secretly cans the ZERO in pump spray bottles. Oh the humanity of it all.

 

[DEFCON Creator]

It's her fault...she should have listened the first time!

I see we're on the same twisted page, nice.

It's like that joke:
Q. What does it mean when your wife comes out of the kitchen and yells at you?

A. You made the chain too long.

 

[imaguitargod]

Q. What does it mean when your wife comes out of the kitchen and yells at you?

A. You made the chain too long.

Sad...but true...