Ever had a Coffee enama???

[Skydiver]

I'm sure that it's as effective as those toxin removing foot pads and the colon stuff that made you supposedly poop out a mucoid plaque.

Effective at separating suckers from their money, that is.

Pure hogwash.

 

[jeffrey]

Drinkin a cup of coffee does enough for me all ready in my... movements

 

[EatingOutFresno]

I'll do you one better! A guy using scotch in one of those nasal teapot things

 

[Nova]

Funniest thing i have seen all week! Bwahahaha

 

[pauly7]

Try the guys webcomic then.

 

[megamoo]

You are all a bunch of ass fearing light weights. I say bring it on, get that nurse down to my place and coffee me up, YEAH!!! LETS DO THIS THING

Wait... I have a better idea. How about an enema with some scoville points to it? There has to be a boutique clinic out there for that.

 

[POTAWIE]

Reminds me of this old thread...lol
http://www.thehotpepper.com/topic/6503-anal-insertion-of-hot-sauce/

 

[paulky_2000]

5. Cover the end of the tube with some olive oil, grapefruit oil or any oil that is not highly processed.
6. Insert the 2 inches of the tube into your anus.

Kinda reminds me of my college days......

 

[LGHT]

Well I actually sent my doctor an e-mail and although he takes a while to reply he did answer my question. He said enema / colonic are very common practice and are not dangerous if done properly. He said there is no scientific research or studies showing that coffee is better then saline solution, but coffee in it's own is a stimulant that will help you release more. That's why you typically need to go after drinking a couple of cups of coffee. This is probably the reason why it was added to the common enema as you will release more with coffee.

He suggested using disposable applicators and trying one without coffee first then give it a week and try it again with a small amount of coffee. Since I drink coffee daily he didn't think I would have any problems handling the caffeine rush. He suggested not doing them daily or weekly, but bi-weekly as toxins won't build up that fast.

With that said I'm going to go for it!! I just need to find a way to convenience my girlfriend to hold the shaft and make sure to stop the flow if things go south!!

 

[Guerilla Chef]

Well...okay. Have at, hoss.