Funny, Odd Titles or Names

[WarrantMan]

This may be confusing with participants for whom English is not a "first" language, so apologies offered beforehand. 
 
Some months ago, I came upon a name in a police report. Not a "suspect" in a crime but a "witness" or maybe a "victim" I cannot recall which. But her name (I believe it was a female) struck me as very "odd." I recounted this to some peers and found some amusing things. Perhaps you might know of "something" or someone similar.
 
The name of the girl was "Tamponisha." The root word "Tampon" struck me as funny and I could not help but to laugh. In sharing this with my peers, it became quite an interesting topic.
 
I discovered that I had amongst my coworkers (I knew this already, but never saw the humor before) a Detective "Lawless."
 
A female co-worker advised she once had a gynecologist named  "Dr. Finger."  And yet another peer stated he went to school with a guy named "Richard Head."
 
So within my small circle of folks, it became apparent there were possibly many other such names or titles...
 
What say you?

 

[hogleg]

When I was about 6-7 my mom hung out with these hippy parents from her softball team. These asshole hippies had named their poor daughter bout my same age, "Tunafer". 
Didn't dawn on me til many many years later how eff'd up that was.
Anyway, when I was about 6-7 I used to play with Tunafer.
 
 

 

[Voodoo 6]

There is this commercial for iPhone or something like like where they start off with a guy saying "Hi spring turn"  hey Paul.. who in the wide wide world of sports would name a kid spring turn. Like naming a kid moon unit..

 

[Ghaleon]

Speaking of odd titles; while waiting to get a piss test for a job, I noticed the plaque on the wall said he was a professional COLLECTOR of urine samples.

The mental image of a shelf with dozens of bottles of piss immediately came to mind.

 

[karoo]

Our local Urologist is Dr Ballman
 
I work in the township area with mostly poor and previously disadvantaged people , sometimes they have colourful first names . here are a few , remember these are just the first name.
Sineadoconor
Abrenlincoln
Shadey-Faith

 

[Walchit]

My great grandpas name was Harry Wolfe. No b.s.
My granny used to say when he would tell people his name they would say " I know a wolf is hairy, whats your name?" Lol

 

[MikeUSMC]

My physical therapist's last name is "Payne"
Dead serious

He had a big, custom carved, wooden banner/plaque on the wall that said: "HOUSE OF PAYNE"

 

[Ashen]

Had a supervisor named Robert Dick everyone called him Bob. Was interesting watching reactions to pages when we had outside ppl doing a tour.

 

[SmokenFire]

Bill Leer of the Leer Jet fame named his daughter Shanda...
 
 

 

[Edmick]

Went to school with a kid named shu bag..

 

[Edmick]

Also knew a guy named Rich Hore. Also went by Dick. Dick Hore. It's bad no matter how you flip it.

 

[PtMD989]

There’s an urologist that is in the same building as my Dr. His name is Dr. Wang.
I have a cousin named April May June.


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[PtMD989]

There’s an old baseball player, from the late 70’s maybe early 80’s, Ted Cox he played for the Red Sox. [emoji16]



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[PtMD989]

There is an auto insurance salesmen in the area called , The Schaft Agency. At least there’s no false advertising going on there with a name like that. [emoji16]


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[Muckyai]

Met a woman named Abcde. When I first saw her name I thought it had to be a typo. Nope.. wasn't a typo. It's pronounced "abs-sid-ee"

 

[PtMD989]

I did some printing for a guy named Justus C. Scott , he’s running for Probate Judge.


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