I live in Franklin, NC. Up in the BRM's. There are a LOT of homes that look like that around this area. lol
I feel ya man, that pain sucks ASS! So I can sympathize with ya!
As far as good sauces go....MANY people on this site will tell you...there arent very many GOOD sauces made from extract. They are just few-and-far-between. Some REALLY good sources for natural sauces are Justaguy here on THP. He makes a pretty good range of stuff, and prices are VERY reasonable. Salsalady makes some stuff that Ive been told is pretty damn good. There are a few others, so I will let others chime in on those! As far as OUT of the states, Neil from TheHippySeedCompany makes some DAMN good sauces. He makes Skobiyan (my personal FAVIE!!), Yellow 7 Turkey Slap, which he makes with ONLY Yellow 7 Pods and Wild Turkey, Afterburner, and a bbq sauce name NagaSav. Then you have Scorpion who makes Hot Chocolate, Rectal Tears, etc. Another member on here, AlphaNerdz, makes a good sauce from what I hear.
Those are just a few examples. TONS of good stuff out there that wont mess ya up.
And FYI, I dont know if you already have seeds, but be careful where you buy seeds from!! There are plenty of great sellers that sell great seeds. There is actually a thread on it somewhere. (Sorry, dont feel like looking up the link and posting it in here. Its past my bed time!) Just dont buy from places like Ebay and Kaiser Seeds!!