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good sheep...................

Dyce51

Dyce51

Well, a couple months back there was this trial in the (fill in your favorite state here ) courts.

A man was being tried for fornicating with a sheep, since that's illegal an' all.

Anyway, the key witness was an old fella who was walking along the highway by the farm where the sheep was raised.

The prosecutor asked the witness what he saw.


"Well, I was walkin' along, and saw this sheep just'a eatin' grass. And then this fella walks up from behind the sheep, real quiet-like."


"And then what?" asked the prosecutor.


"Then he unbuckled his belt, and pulled the sheep close."


"And what happened after that?"


"Well," said the witness, "they sorta shook for a couple of minutes. THEN, afterwards, the sheep turned around... an' licked him!"


Just then one of the members of the jury leaned over to the jury member next to him and said, "You know... a good sheep'll do that!"
 
yea every town has the local sheep/cow fornicator. but at least yours dosent hop in your weelbarow and say "wheel me to the next one"
 
We actually had someone get caught for that at a local Farm Show a few years ago. He got arrested and put on the news.
 
JayT said:
We actually had someone get caught for that at a local Farm Show a few years ago. He got arrested and put on the news.
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See? That is exactly the reason why i'd rather just stay at home with my inflatable sheep....
 
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