Google where is Chuck Norris?

[texas blues]

No really. Google now with the question...

where is Chuck Norris?

 

[Durham Bull]

That's funny!!!

 

[sicman]

chuck norris is so tough :: He can slam a revolving door

 

[cory_huck]

true story...


Really, Sic and I saw him do it once at the tavern

 

[sicman]

that is true!!!


chuck norris is so tough after getting date raped i thanked him!! true story!!

 

[RocketMan]

OH WOW! I just googled it and before google even returned an answer he was at my door wanting to know why I wanted to know.

Then he came in for Beers and Chili and we swapped fight stories.

True Story

 

[cory_huck]

lmao

 

[sicman]

chuck norris is so tough::::


superman,,,sleeps in chuck norris pajamas

 

[xXA_HillbillyXx]

 

[salsalady]

Chuck Norris Breath Mints

 

[cory_huck]

lol

 

[Lady Sic]

Chuck Norris is so tough.........he can do a wheelie on a unicycle!

 

[xXA_HillbillyXx]

Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattlesnake. After 3 days of pain and agony, the rattlesnake died.

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[cory_huck]

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

 

[xXA_HillbillyXx]

When God said "let there be light" Chuck Norris said "say please"

(null)

 

[cory_huck]

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.

 

[texas blues]

Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees.

 

[cory_huck]

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.

True Story

 

[Beelzeboss]

chuck norris eat the butch T without breaking a sweat.

 

[GreenTea]

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.