3rd day of having the house to myself and only now I fired up the BBQ. Blashpemey... how ever the hell one spells that.
So yeah, soaked the Hickory chips, placed them in the smoker box and fired up the grill with some "shashlicks" and chicken wings marinated in my special Hell Kitchen Rub. So yeah cook the shashlicks, get a good sear on 'em, then get to business with the wings and smoker box. Sear the wings for a good 15 mins on the grill, but seem to be having trouble getting the temp high enough. Oh well.... on goes the smoker box onto the burner and move the wings to indirect cooking. Check after 15 mins, and the smoker box is ON FIRE.... ON FREAKING FIRE, but the oven thermometer next to the wings is barely touching 225F..... Da Fuq you ask.... well I ask the same thing....
K... so I turn the burners down slightly, put out the fire in the smoker box and all is well. Wings are grilling away on indirect and go inside for a half hour. Come back outside to check my wings.... and WTF all the burners and everything is DEAD and the bloody grill is stone cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No freaking way. I RAN OUT OF GAS.!!!!!!!!!! Holy crap shitballs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Had to finish the wings off in the oven. And they were consumed during a watching of Family Guy. Incidentally, the wings had quite a crispy skin. And Family Guy was a crack up as well. Peter Griffin gets stupider ever season LOL
I try to post photos but my phone and/or computer is being a dick smoker and saying " no new photos found" when infact i spammed photos like hell, so bear with me while I deal with my dick head mongoloid turd banger computer drug addict douche bag computer. Never had probs downloading pics froom my phone to my comp before, but my compiuter doesnt even recognise my phone, that drug addicted shit heap. Herp de derp
Poasring A Thread about BBQ and not having pictures and a dick hole penis eating computer is no excuse. So here is some poor qualility pics from my $400 phone of my haul....there is in my home made Jack Daniels BBQ sauce, plum sauce, soy sauce, Teriyaki sauce and Orange Marmalade. Just need to get a new gas bottle now...
My computer is going to meet a well deserved death in my pool. Not before I hit it with a crowbar though.
So yeah, soaked the Hickory chips, placed them in the smoker box and fired up the grill with some "shashlicks" and chicken wings marinated in my special Hell Kitchen Rub. So yeah cook the shashlicks, get a good sear on 'em, then get to business with the wings and smoker box. Sear the wings for a good 15 mins on the grill, but seem to be having trouble getting the temp high enough. Oh well.... on goes the smoker box onto the burner and move the wings to indirect cooking. Check after 15 mins, and the smoker box is ON FIRE.... ON FREAKING FIRE, but the oven thermometer next to the wings is barely touching 225F..... Da Fuq you ask.... well I ask the same thing....
K... so I turn the burners down slightly, put out the fire in the smoker box and all is well. Wings are grilling away on indirect and go inside for a half hour. Come back outside to check my wings.... and WTF all the burners and everything is DEAD and the bloody grill is stone cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No freaking way. I RAN OUT OF GAS.!!!!!!!!!! Holy crap shitballs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Had to finish the wings off in the oven. And they were consumed during a watching of Family Guy. Incidentally, the wings had quite a crispy skin. And Family Guy was a crack up as well. Peter Griffin gets stupider ever season LOL
I try to post photos but my phone and/or computer is being a dick smoker and saying " no new photos found" when infact i spammed photos like hell, so bear with me while I deal with my dick head mongoloid turd banger computer drug addict douche bag computer. Never had probs downloading pics froom my phone to my comp before, but my compiuter doesnt even recognise my phone, that drug addicted shit heap. Herp de derp
Poasring A Thread about BBQ and not having pictures and a dick hole penis eating computer is no excuse. So here is some poor qualility pics from my $400 phone of my haul....there is in my home made Jack Daniels BBQ sauce, plum sauce, soy sauce, Teriyaki sauce and Orange Marmalade. Just need to get a new gas bottle now...
My computer is going to meet a well deserved death in my pool. Not before I hit it with a crowbar though.
